What the Hell Else are You Gonna do with Your Time?
There’s been a change. It’s not a big change, like that time I shaved all the hair from my body and had William Shatner’s face tattooed on my left butt cheek, but it is a change nonetheless.
There’s a new tagline to this blog: idiotprufs: what the hell else are gonna do with your time?
You may be thinking there are a ton of things you could do with your time that are more fruitful than reading this blog; things that improve your life, or improve the life of others, or even make you a more productive human being.
But you’re not doing any of those things are you? You’re reading this blog.
Loser.
Do you think I would waste any time reading this blog? I barely put any thought or effort into writing it.
I considered going with: idiotprufs: the blog that has in no way been influenced by the Russians, as my tagline, but the reality is: the Russians influence everything I do.
Every time I watch Rocky 4 and Rocky beats Drago, I weep like a little baby.
Maybe I’ll get Dolph Lundgren’s face tattooed to my right butt cheek.
Do svidaniya comrades.
I’m getting all misty eyed right now.
idiotpruf 
Keep that Russia line in your back pocket: just because it’s not true doesn’t mean you can’t use it. Apparently.
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Will do. I already keep a bottle of Russian dressing in my back pocket. I like the way it tastes on a bowl cock roaches.
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You’re now ready for government service. Condolences
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I’ve already put my application in to Penndot.
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