The Top Ten Reasons People Unfollow This Blog
Number 10
The medication has finally begun to work.
Number 9
The mimes are beginning to win their battle against me.
Number 8
The overwhelming shame and the constant hassle of having to delete their browser history has become too much.
Number 7
This blog causes cancer in lab rats. (It kills wombats outright.)
Number 6
This blog was hacked by the North Korean government following an unfortunate comment concerning Kim Jong Un’s potato-faced head. (He has a potato-faced head.)
Mrs. Potato Head is sold separately.
Number 5
Internet privileges have been revoked in the violent offenders wing of Attica.
Number 4
An unexpected backlash after the post entitled: Charles Manson: not such a bad guy.
Number 3
After the alcohol induced haze passes, people realize this blog is crap.
Number 2
After my ugly break with the Church of Scientology, Tom Cruise’s army of thugs have been relentless in their opposition of this blog.
Number 1
The sudden and jarring realization people have as they read this blog: I’m worth more than this.
The mustache looks good on you, Kim Jong.
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