Farewell Sweet Dandelion
Did you know the Crayola company is retiring Dandelion from its 24 pack to make room for a new color?
Dandelion was the best tasting color in the 24 pack.
I mean, Carnation Pink is pretty good and Indigo is alright (although it’s a bit nutty for my taste) but they certainly don’t have the robust flavor of Dandelion.
Brown and Green are just disgusting and I don’t even know what Cerulean is.
Only weirdos eat Gray and I am no weirdo.
Violet-Red is edible, it’s definitely tastier than Red-Orange. But then you walk around all day with Violet-Red lips and you look like a tramp and I am no tramp.
I guess I’ll be forced to eat plain Yellow or maybe White–what a sad day.
Final Note: I wonder what color they will replace Dandelion with. I hope it’s not some shade of Purple; I hate Purple–Purple is so smug.