Love Hurts, but Not as Much as a Stab Wound

I felt it was time to re-post these beautiful and poignant words.
I wrote this during a period of deep personal healing…but mostly, I was drunk.
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love you blog and your ability to rationalize. 🙂
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Rational isn’t word familiar to this blog.
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Profound! 😀
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I’m a very deep thinker.
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I had to share this with my coworkers. One fresh bowl of Love, lol.
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Who doesn’t like soup made with Love?
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That’s deep. And speaking of deep, I bet being stabbed in the hemorrhoids with a bayonet would hurt, too. Just sayin’. No real-life experimentation required…
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Just keep the bayonet away from my deck.
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😉
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That’s way the bessett answer so far!
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hey r u there
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Are we playing some weird form of online Marco Polo?
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no i am from inda
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As I write this, tears are streaming down my face — from laughter! Love you deep thoughts! TiV
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I’m so happy you think I have deep thoughts.
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Just like the opposite of love is not hate but avoid. I think with human beings, the tendency of intermixing concepts is viable. Can’t help it 🙂 Well, this is brilliant. Thanks sharing!
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The point to remember: Love is a bowl of soup.
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Will each of the next nine days show Phil even more love? Looking forward to it ; )
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You will probably be disappointed.
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This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever read. It made me sob like a child and I’m sure a little pee leaked out as well. Crying pee is the purist kind.
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If I can make just one person cry-pee (or pee-cry) then I have done my job.
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It’s hard for me to comment through all the tears.
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Then I have done my job well.
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So much truth. Thanks for this!
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Spreading the truth is a duty.
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MOL!!! I Think you have a bright future there, human….not so sure about the turtle. When a turtle gets an attitude, do they call it “turtitude?”
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That is almost certainly what it’s called.
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I thought so!! (Dang turtles)!
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You would turn your own toe into soup, when your turtle bit it off and digested it? If a human eats a human, it is called cannibalism, what do we call a human who eats a pet that has eaten a human???
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Inspirational?
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A card I wish to send to SOOOOOoooo many people! LOL
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Be my guest.
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Oh wow, I think I’m going to have you write inspirational quotes for my book chapters. Then again, I don’t suppose I could afford talent like that!
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This level of gut wrenching soul searching comes with a price.
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Understandable.
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Awesome!
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My only goal is to inspire.
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Mission accomplished.
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The emotion. The feeling. The thought-provoking prose.
The bullshit.
Brilliant, Lar. Frakking brilliant, bro.
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I dug deep.
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great line by you .
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Not a line, just pure truth.
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are you writer
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I am indeed.
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wow . what type of poetry you like to write ?
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Mostly limericks about a weird man who lives on small island off the coast of Massachusetts.
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