The medication has finally begun to work.
The mimes are beginning to win their battle against me.
The overwhelming shame and the constant hassle of having to delete their browser history has become too much.
This blog causes cancer in lab rats. (It kills wombats outright.)
This blog was hacked by the North Korean government following an unfortunate comment concerning Kim Jong Un’s potato-faced head. (He has a potato-faced head.)
Mrs. Potato Head is sold separately.
Internet privileges have been revoked in the violent offenders wing of Attica.
An unexpected backlash after the post entitled: Charles Manson: not such a bad guy.
After the alcohol induced haze passes, people realize this blog is crap.
After my ugly break with the Church of Scientology, Tom Cruise’s army of thugs have been relentless in their opposition of this blog.
The sudden and jarring realization people have as they read this blog: I’m worth more than this.
The mustache looks good on you, Kim Jong.