Wouldn’t it be better if we didn’t sugarcoat things?
Wouldn’t it be better if we just accepted things as they are?
Imagine a world where we didn’t have to censor ourselves; a world where people didn’t get their shorts all twisted up in a bunch over every little thing you say.
Easily Offended Individual: don’t you think my baby is beautiful?
You: what do you mean–for a lizard?
Easily Offended Individual: I mean beautiful for a baby.
You: a baby lizard?
Easily Offended Individual: for a baby person!
You: your baby looks like a lizard.
Easily Offended Individual: people say the baby takes after me!
You: you have lizard eyes.
Easily Offended Individual: you’re an ass!
You: but I’m an ass with normal eyes.
Easily Offended Individual: you can go to Hell!
See. If people would just accept the fact that they have a creepy lizard baby, everything would be easier and there would be a lot less occurrences of people who were only being honest, being punched in the face by angry women who are most likely suffering from postpartum depression.
I’m just saying.