Come See the Erie Frogs: Not Everbody Gets Eaten
If you been through Erie, Pennsylvania, you may have noticed a big creepy frog along the side of the road. You may have noticed several big creepy frogs along the side of the road. In fact, you may have noticed big creepy frogs everywhere.
There are, in fact, about 100 eight feet tall frog sculptures littered about Erie and the surrounding area.
The frogs are part of the Lake Erie Art Project.
“Art isn’t meant to be beautiful; it’s meant to drive us and open us up to our fears and vulnerabilities…and if we can make small children wet themselves, so much the better,” one official said of the frogs. “We took that core philosophy and we ran with it; we ran like Forrest Gump.”
“You see,” the official went on to explain, “we felt there just wasn’t enough creepy shit in Erie. Don’t get me wrong, Erie is creepy: we have Bigfoot sighting on Presque Isle, haunted cemeteries, and roving bands of inbred cannibals, but we needed something extra.”
“And the rumor that the frogs come to life and devour people has been an unexpected bonus. If we can leave visitors of Erie scarred for life–we’ve done our job.”
“So come to Erie and see our frogs,” the official said, “not everybody gets eaten.”
I believe that one of these frogs was elected as County Commissioner and another was indicted on tax evasion. (It might be the same frog.)
They are riddled with corruption.
It looks like you have chosen the correct place to live 🙂
Or the correct place to die.
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