Help Me Finish Something!
If you’re anything like me (and if you are, you have my deepest sympathies) the draft section of your blog’s dashboard is littered with unfinished posts.
After tirelessly combing through dozens of drafts (for at least 10 or 15 minutes) I came up with this short list of possible drafts to finish and post.
I’m a Peon: At the time there seemed no need to finish this; it just seemed too self-evident.
Mad Scientists Living Under Oprah’s House: This was to be a post about how Oprah is genetically engineering a race of super smart and evil monkeys to help her take over the world. Again, just too self-evident.
I’m a Moron #Yolo: I had seen a tweet that read: Just took a dump on my bosses car. #Yolo. I imagined a post containing a series of subsequent tweets from this person, ending with the tweet: Just got to know my new cellmate Brutus and he’s roughed handed. #Yolo.
A Little Wrong or Horribly Wrong: This post stemmed from my overhearing a patron in a dining establishment complain that their order was horribly wrong because they received ice tea rather than lemonade. My supposition was that receiving ice tea rather than lemonade is only a little wrong. Had they received a glass of antifreeze or hemlock or alpaca pee, then their order would have been horribly wrong.
A Day in the ACME Complaint Department: I thought it would be funny to do a one-sided phone call (Bob Newhart style) of a person in the ACME complaint department taking a call from an angry Wile E. Coyote, because one of their products had again detonated in his face and slammed him into the side of a mountain.
Reasons to Throw Rocks at Things: There has to be several.
Why do Hillbillies Have Weird Faces: This popped up on my search term page. Some poor individual came to this blog looking for an answer to that question; I fear I’ve let them down.
Toad Lickers Unite: It is high time we illuminate the plight of the toad licker in this nation.
A Temper Tantrum and a Mostly Jet Black Truck: This is a true story about a giant blowhard of a man and how he parked his jet black truck in the wrong place.
Let Me Explain: Another true story about the time I witnessed a co-worker try to explain to a supervisor why he had called-off on Friday. His story began with “I got arrested” and then got increasingly worse.
Let me know which of these posts should be finished and published. (Or more than one–there is a plethora.)
I live to do your bidding.
That’s pretty scary. My top three choices are at the top of your poll results. I’m beginning to get your humor. 🙂
It’s the first sign the end is near.
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A Little Wrong or Horribly Wrong: would do very well on Google searches, It would help business owners troubleshoot problems and consumers understand that they are not alone in any situation. xo
I would hate to mar this blog’s track record of never being helpful to anyone ever.
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My suggestion is that you should close your eyes and point to one of those topics then start writing. 🙂 See where it takes you.
That’s a dangerous rabbit hole to going down.
If Alice could do it, so can you.
Alice had a terrible time of it.
Bizarre world.and not an easy journey but she learned a lot along the way.
I already have a Cheshire grin and I’m a slow learner.
I voted for “reasons to throw rocks at things”. I can think of several:)
There just has to be.
My vote for “let me explain ” Puhleeze 🙂
It is an entertaining level stupidity.