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12 Reasons Lady Gaga’s Costume Designer Hates Her Job

In honor this year’s Super Bowl halftime entertainment.

One:

It’s ridiculously hard to hem a strip steak.

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Accessories include: matching belt, handbag, and A1 Steak Sauce.

Two:

You’re constantly being followed by packs of feral dogs.

The rest of you-she's this way.

“The rest of you, she’s this way.”

Three:

The fact that half of her wardrobe needs refrigeration.

More perishable clothing from that trouble maker Ellen.

More perishable clothing from that trouble maker Ellen.

Four:

That queasy feeling you get in your stomach when you go to a barbeque at Lady Gaga’s house, and she serves steaks and salad.

Five:

Having to deal with Britney Spears’ uppity costume designer, every time you ask to borrow her snake.

Just an All-American girl and her freakishly huge snake.

Just an All-American girl and her freakishly huge snake.

Six:

That confusingly contradictory tattoo she has on her butt, of Winnie The Pooh with his head caught in a honey pot.

I'm so adorable that it's confusingly contradictory.

“I’m so adorable that it’s confusingly contradictory.”

Seven:

They way she gets yellow powder over everything after she wolfs down a bag of Cheetos.

Nothing wrecks the mood of dead-carcass costume, more than Cheetos dust.

Nothing wrecks the mood of a dead-carcass costume, more than Cheetos dust.

Eight:

When anti-fur protesters throw blood on Lady Gaga, and it makes her costume better.

Nine:

That unnerving feeling you get, that this one is going to send you straight to Hell.

This one's gonna cost you.

This one’s gonna cost you.

Ten:

Your warm childhood memories of Sesame Street and Kermit The Frog have been destroyed forever.

Hi-Ho, I'm Kermit The Frog-help me please!

“Hi-Ho, I’m Kermit The Frog–HELP ME PLEASE!”

Eleven:

When people ask you the innocuous question: “What did you do at work today?” And you pause momentarily, then sob uncontrollably.

Twelve:

The weight of the horrible knowledge that you helped turn this girl:

Doesn't she look sweet/

Doesn’t she look sweet?

Into this girl:

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9 thoughts on “12 Reasons Lady Gaga’s Costume Designer Hates Her Job

  1. Winnie the Pooh on her butt…ha ha ha ha! Good idea! LMAO!! Hey I read this before, and I just noticed the Winnie the Pooh with his head in the honey pot??? Got my head in the gutter tonight! Thanks! 😉

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  2. “That confusingly contradictory tattoo she has on her butt, of Winnie The Pooh with his head caught in a honey pot.”

    It’s not confusing at all. But you have to have a certain kind of mind.

    I always thought of Gaga as a kinder, gentler Marilyn Manson. Think about it, they both sleep better at the end of the day if they’ve made a sanctimonious closed mind squirm and really feel that stick up their butt. Those butt sticks are real targets for trendsetters.


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  3. I liked her in American Horror Show (she played a good Vampire)….. the guy she’s with is gorgeous……but No…her taste in close sucks the Wiener! I’m surprised she hasn’t made an outfit of PORK!!

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  4. LOL! I have to laugh, it’s just all too weird for me. 🙂

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