So I was perusing the map on my stats page that indicates where page views originate when I made a disturbing discovery: there are 183 countries and territories represented, but there was not one page view from Greenland.
What the hell, Greenland?
I understand that Greenland has a population of only 56,000 people, but all I’m asking for is one page view.
Do you know what this is, Greenland?
It’s a list of places from which this blog has received one page view–I’m not greedy.
This blog has received multiple page views from Côte d’Ivoire and St. Kitts and Nevis.
That second place is clearly made-up.
And don’t try telling me to leave you alone because Greenland is cold and desolate and miserable. I don’t want to hear any of that whimpering–I live near Erie, Pennsylvania!
Let’s get to it, Greenland–I will be awaiting your response.
My apologies to St. Kitts and Nevis–you are a real place.