You Found What on Your What Now?
The following search engine terms cropped up on my stats page:
So it seems there is someone out there with a problem. I have few points to make. (And yes, I’m going to ignore the “sexy man riding a unicorn images” addition to this list, it horrifies me.)
- If I were suffering from this particular malady, and in a dire search for answers, a blog entitled idiotprufs is not blog that I would choose for answers.
- I can write with a certain degree of certainty, this blog was absolutely no help at all to the person in question.
- I know what your thinking: but isn’t laughter the best medicine? No it is not. There are several occasions when medicine is the best medicine: a gunshot wound to the head, a pick-ax in the eyeball, a paper-cut in that v-shaped space in-between your fingers (seriously, that hurts), and when you have weird and alarming protrusions on your dangle.
However, after a great deal of soul-searching (watching several episodes of The Rockford Files on Netflix) I came to a conclusion: why shouldn’t I be able to help?
After doing exhaustive research, (mostly googling weird penis problems) conferring with a myriad of professionals, (friends who I thought would get a good chuckle out of weird penis problems) and pondering all the possibilities, I decided that I could be of assistance.
The Question:
Why does it look like my penis has bug bites on the bottom of it?
The Answer:
You have probably put your penis somewhere you shouldn’t have.
The Solution:
Stop doing that.
Life really is simple if you want it to be.
If you should happen to try this search term, don’t click on images. Just don’t do it.
