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Erie Zoo to Rent out Rhino for Birthday Parties

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partyrhinoFacing a budget shortfall, the Erie Zoo has announced that they will rent out their rhinoceros for special events such as birthday parties for children.

“It’s been very successful so far,” said a zoo spokesperson. “The children love the rhino and the danger is very minimal. We’ve only had a few minor gorings; nothing that required more than first aid.”

Parents who are interested in renting the rhino must provide insurance waivers for all children in attendance, as well as adequate water and 200 pounds of cabbage.

If you are interested in renting the rhino, call the Erie Zoo and ask for Mr. Lyon.

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4 thoughts on “Erie Zoo to Rent out Rhino for Birthday Parties

  1. ha! ha! it’s Erie all right! 🙂

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  2. I was just in Erie earlier this week. When the weather is good I plan to visit the zoo.

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