In Honor of Dr. Seuss Day: Horton Hears a Chigger
You found this on your what?
So the other day these search terms popped up consecutively on my stats page:
feeling ill images
chiggers on testicles
Which comes first?
Are you feeling ill, and then you discover it’s because you have chiggers on your testicles?
Or, do you discover that you have chiggers on your testicles, and that makes you feel ill?
Not only was Kevin left home alone, but he’s also discovered chiggers on his testicles.
As I was pondering this, the progression of search terms changed to this:
feeling ill images
horton hears a who
chiggers on testicles
How different would Theodor Geisel’s story been if Horton hadn’t heard a Who on a speck of dust, but had discovered chiggers on his testicles?
Would he have been as protective of them?
Would he have been equally harassed and ridiculed by kangaroos and monkeys?
What if Vladikoff the Vulture had tried to fly away with them?
And what if the monkeys and kangaroos had tried to boil them in Beezle-Nut oil?
Just something to think about.
Think about testicles.
I think I can hear something, and it’s making me itch in an unspeakable place.
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