I robbed a bunch of mimes at knifepoint and got away with it.
Actually, I was only miming having a knife, but they fell for it.
In fact, I was miming holding a carrot, but they couldn’t tell the difference.
I wasn’t even going to use the mimed carrot–I’m a very nonviolent person at heart.
Unfortunately, they could only mime giving me their wallets, evidently, mimes don’t like to carry cash.
So, I took their berets and their last wisps of dignity.
I robbed a bunch of mimes of their berets and their last wisps of dignity, and I got away with it.
When the police asked them what happened–none of them talked.