People Suck

31 May 2015

People Suck

I know what you’re thinking: that statement is too broad.

Fine, I will amend it.

Human people suck.

Again too broad?

Some human people suck (although it’s only some, it seems I have contact with most of them).

People are lying, cheating, slandering, backstabbing, thieving, manipulative, reprobates. And those are just my aunts and uncles.

Anyway, there are myriad reasons why people suck:

They are my aunts.
They are my uncles.
They are murderers.
They are racists.
They are people who drive slowly in the fast lane.
They are racists who drive slowly in the fast lane.
They are philanderers.
They are philanthropists.
Wait, philanthropy is a good thing…unless you’re giving your money to a bad cause, like The Society For Clubbing Baby Seals while driving slowly in the fast lane.
They are people who club baby seals, or support the activity through generous donations.
They are people who club Seal the singer.
They are people who club Seal the singer with baby seals.
They are people who get into the 10 items or less line with more than 10 items.
They are people who use the word less when the word fewer is correct. (See the previous entry.)
They are Kanye West.
They are Kanye West getting into the 10 items or less line with more than 10 items, while wildly swinging a club at a baby seal.
They are arsonists.
They are people who park in front of fire hydrants.
They are people who park in front of fire hydrants while their arsonist friends set fires.
They are people who have arsonist friends.
They are people who take pleasure in seeing bad things happen to other people (unless the bad thing is happening to Kanye West).
They are people who become mimes (mimes are so smug).
They are people who are extortionists.
They are people who are contortionists (it’s super creepy how bendy they are).
They are people who say “lol” out loud.
They are murderers.
They are felons.
They are terrorists.
But possibly the most heinous people of all: they are double dippers.

Posted in funny, Humor, lists and tagged bad people, Bieber, comedy, funny, humor, humour, idiot, lists, people who suck, Seal

21 thoughts on “People Suck”

Jay on June 2, 2015 at 3:53 pm said:

wow, I hope it’s not genetic!

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- idiotprufs on June 2, 2015 at 5:49 pm said:
  
  If it is I’ll need a stake through the heart to die.
  
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Ladybuggz on June 2, 2015 at 2:32 am said:

You forgot the people who hang around Justin Bieber, and the stupid people who gave birth to Bieber, and the people who let Bieber out of Canada………..but we Canadians are Great and I am sorry for all I just said!..lol…..NOT !!

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- idiotprufs on June 2, 2015 at 5:48 pm said:
  
  Why couldn’t you have given us Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys?
  
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  - Ladybuggz on June 2, 2015 at 8:28 pm said:
    
    I Love Bubbles!! You can’t have him!! oh, and his cat’s and his Go-Cart!! and we actually pave our driveway’s with Hash!! So NO! and the RCMP are really that dumb! 🙂
    
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List of X on May 31, 2015 at 6:40 pm said:

OMG! I think I made a terrible mistake! I have donated money to the Society for Clubbing Baby Seals, because I assumed that it was a charity to allow the baby seals who see nothing but the cold sea and hards rocks to go out to the best nightclubs!

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- idiotprufs on June 1, 2015 at 8:33 am said:
  
  We’ve all been there.
  
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franhunne4u on May 31, 2015 at 2:37 pm said:

Why all the Bieber hate? I don’t get it … Ok, he is a bad singer. Ok, he is conceited. Ok, he is irresponsible. Ok, he is a conceited, irresponsible bad singer.
But is that reason enough to wish him dead? Because dead he would be if he was to “fight” Seal – not that Seal would win from that – he would be sued by some racist Bieber fans for murder. And since he has got more of a tan than I have he would be judged by a jury full of your racist, Bieber-worshipping relatives and the verdict would therefore be “Guilty”.

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- idiotprufs on May 31, 2015 at 2:43 pm said:
  
  Then Seal would kick their asses too.
  
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Linda Vernon on May 31, 2015 at 2:05 pm said:

I’m taking a number to slap Justin Bieber’s face.

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- idiotprufs on May 31, 2015 at 2:41 pm said:
  
  It’s a long line.
  
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maryblackhill on May 31, 2015 at 1:48 pm said:

Should you ever arrange a fight between Seal and Justin Beiber please be assured that I would pay good money to buy a seat – even with the sure and certain knowledge that the fight would last less than thirty seconds.

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- idiotprufs on May 31, 2015 at 2:40 pm said:
  
  I thinking it’s pay-per-view gold.
  
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Mike on May 31, 2015 at 1:34 pm said:

The ‘Society for Clubbing Seal with Justin Beiber’ would be a philanthropy I could get behind… with very, very, generous donations.

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- idiotprufs on May 31, 2015 at 2:39 pm said:
  
  I should get the paperwork started.
  
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The Indecisive Eejit on May 31, 2015 at 1:23 pm said:

Lol great! Although perhaps not for your Aunts and Uncles lol

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- idiotprufs on May 31, 2015 at 1:29 pm said:
  
  They’ll be fine…for now.
  
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Carrie Rubin on May 31, 2015 at 12:37 pm said:

Does someone need some anger management classes?… 😉

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- idiotprufs on May 31, 2015 at 1:28 pm said:
  
  I’m sure it will be court ordered eventually.
  
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insanitybytes22 on May 31, 2015 at 11:51 am said:

Ha! Well said 😉

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- idiotprufs on May 31, 2015 at 2:32 pm said:
  
  If it’s worth saying, it should be said well.
  
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