You Put What in Your Mouth Now?
What the…?
In a previous post, I mentioned that Ken Edwards of Glossup, Derbyshire, England, set a world record by eating 36 cockroaches in less than a minute.
You think that’s revolting? Sean Murphy of Lansing, Michigan, set a world record by holding 16 Madagascar hissing cockroaches in his mouth at one time.
I don’t even want to be in the same room with one of these.
Just a few weird world records that caught my eye:
Kim Goodman of the U.S. set a world record by popping her eyes out 12 mm, in a competition in Turkey.
Holy crap! She looks like a Batman villain: Bug-eyed.
Ilker Yilmaz of Istanbul, Turkey, set a world record by squirting milk from his eye, a distance of 9 feet and 2 inches.
What do think Kim was looking at when her eyes went all buggy?
Mehmet Ozyurek of Turkey, has the worlds longest nose, measuring 8.8cm from bridge to tip.
what is going on with the weirdness in Turkey.
You think your eyes are big, Kim? Take a look at this thing.
In August of 1976, Tom Miller of the United States, spent 4 days, 23 hours, 47 minutes, and 3 seconds, pushing a peanut to the summit of Pike’s Peak, with his nose.
This seems like a job more suited for Mehmet Ozyurek.
Kevin Cole of Carlsbad, New Mexico, set a world record by blowing spaghetti out of his nose a distance of 19cm.
His parents were in the audience sobbing with pride. Well…they were sobbing anyway.
169 is the record for the most people to get inside one pair of underwear.
I know what you were thinking: this is just a cheap set-up for an off-color joke about some celebrity–shame on you.
Don’t you want to be a Pepper too?
The world’s horniest animal.
Shame on you again.
Luther, an Africa watusi steer owned by Janice Wolf of Gassville, Arkansas. He also holds the record for the most damage done in a china shop.
And finally: the title of the author of the world’s most irritatingly pointless blog goes to…
Yeah–that’s me.
idiotpruf 