A Bit of Truth About Groundhog Day
Phil and his throng of adoring fans.
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day is a celebration when thousands of people gather in a small town in rural Pennsylvania to applaud a groundhog as a celebrity and a prognosticator. They wait with bated breath for that groundhog to emerge from his hole and to notice or not notice his own shadow. It is a day of great pomp and circumstance.
The Other 364 days of the year
The other 364 days of the year, a groundhog is a giant rodent that’s considered a pest, and poking its head from a hole would cause the same rural Pennsylvanians to reach for their 12-gauge.
“Hey, where did the party go?”
idiotpruf 
Kinda like politicians
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We use birdshot on our politicians, much like Dick Cheney used on his lawyer.
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