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Now You’ve Blown It

One of your key resolutions this New Year was to stop wasting your time on social media, reading dreadful posts devoid of intellectual value of any kind.

The type of posts written by a pasty-faced geek with zero social grace.

The kind of drek that burrows into your brain takes root and festers until it has transformed you into a drooling half-wit.

Well–you’ve blown it now, haven’t you?

You might as well crack open that bottle of MadDog 20/20, rip open that pack of Camels, and start eating cookie dough straight from the tube because you’ve just taken the first step into a spiraling abyss.

Better luck next year.