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SWINE FLU</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/dandelion-crayon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dandelion crayon</image:title><image:caption>Now retired and living in Boca Raton, 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rude</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/giphy-facebook_s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giphy-facebook_s</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-01T13:35:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/03/19/testicles-or-lack-thereof/</loc><lastmod>2023-03-22T11:34:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/02/22/seriously-i-dont-want-to-dance-2/</loc><lastmod>2023-03-01T22:25:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/12/29/seriously-i-dont-want-to-dance/</loc><lastmod>2023-02-22T15:01:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/02/02/groundhog-day-dissent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/erie-pa-snow.webp</image:loc><image:title>erie-pa-snow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-03T14:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/02/01/a-bit-of-truth-about-groundhog-day/</loc><lastmod>2023-02-03T14:18:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/17/monkeys-shakespeare-and-me-2/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-27T17:30:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/01/27/love-hurts-but-not-as-much-as-a-stab-wound/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-27T17:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/13/words-of-inspiration/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-27T17:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/12/12/origami-chrysanthemums-are-hard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/durex_performax_condom_lrg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Durex_Performax_Condom_LRG</image:title><image:caption>Just your average boring penis-shaped condom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/3d-origami-pink-chrysanthemum-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3D-Origami-Pink-Chrysanthemum-1</image:title><image:caption>Chrysanthemums are hard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-27T17:16:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/11/09/poop-flinging-monkeys-and-origami-condoms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/27-origami-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27.origami-art</image:title><image:caption>I could do that with a condom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/poop-throwing-chimp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poop throwing chimp</image:title><image:caption>He's right handed--make a note of that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-27T16:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/11/trouble-brewing-for-hades/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hades.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hades</image:title><image:caption>Hades faces questions of inequity in the underworld.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/field-of-flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>field of flowers</image:title><image:caption>Elysium--note the lack of spiders.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-26T15:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/01/26/the-grasshopper-and-the-ant-2/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-30T14:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/02/the-grasshopper-and-the-ant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/angry-ants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry ants</image:title><image:caption>"If you play The Devil Goes Down To Georgia one more time..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ant-and-grasshopper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ant and grasshopper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-26T15:35:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/01/26/local-man-upset-by-giant-pile-of-dung-on-prius-2/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-30T14:30:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/07/08/local-spider-has-altercation-with-girl-2/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-26T15:10:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/10/31/erie-county-trick-or-treat-safety-tips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/jack-o-lantern-with-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack o lantern with mask</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/wile-e-coyote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wile e coyote</image:title><image:caption>If Wile E. Coyote had just plied the Roadrunner with candy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-25T17:09:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/25/erie-tourism-to-address-issues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/presque-isle.webp</image:loc><image:title>presque isle</image:title><image:caption>Presque Isle: only the slow and dimwitted get eaten.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-25T17:00:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/09/23/things-couldnt-possibly-get-worse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/eyepatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eyepatch</image:title><image:caption>See how badass your friend looks. And not even a little thank you from him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/things-couldnt-worse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>things couldn't worse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-25T16:55:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/17/farewell-sweet-dandelion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dandelions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dandelions</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-25T16:17:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2023/01/25/sister-city-disappointment-2/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-30T14:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/07/sister-city-disappointment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/eastern-brown-snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eastern brown snake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/sydney_opera_house_-_dec_2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sydney_Opera_House_-_Dec_2008</image:title><image:caption>Sydney, Australia: a lovely sister 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you need someone to watch your uranium or your children--I'll take the uranium.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brat</image:title><image:caption>Your child in one of her calmer moments.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-05T15:19:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/11/28/virginia-zoo-misplaces-weird-looking-panda-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-11-29T23:41:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/02/02/virginia-zoo-misplaces-weird-looking-panda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bongo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>idiotpruf</image:title><image:caption>Bongo antelopes the perfect animal to kick your worst enemy in the nuts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/red-panda-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-panda-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wombat-poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wombat-poop</image:title><image:caption>Wombat feces: it does look like brownies, especially if your idiot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-28T13:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/08/01/my-rejection-letter-from-happy-fun-time-childrens-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/shaky_treehouses_04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaky_treehouses_04</image:title><image:caption>How could a story about this not be great?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/children_playing.png</image:loc><image:title>children_playing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-09-24T13:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/11/12/experts-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-11-15T23:45:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/12/06/experts/</loc><lastmod>2022-11-12T15:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/13/i-am-not-seasick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/homer-has-to-pee.gif</image:loc><image:title>homer has to pee</image:title><image:caption>Homer and I have a lot in common--I am also a cartoon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/maid-mist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maid-mist</image:title><image:caption>It's fun--normally.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/danger-sign.png</image:loc><image:title>danger sign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T16:52:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/07/the-disturbing-part-of-my-conversation-with-bill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/shocked-baby.png</image:loc><image:title>shocked baby</image:title><image:caption>"Please stop talking now."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T16:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/10/04/the-experiment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad_scientist_caricature1.png</image:loc><image:title>Mad_scientist_caricature</image:title><image:caption>image source: wpclipart.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T16:45:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/01/12/what-the-hell-is-going-on/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-25T16:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/04/just-a-quick-clarification/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/clarifications.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clarifications</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/aliens-mother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aliens-mother</image:title><image:caption>A cherub in comparison...and this thing doesn't have a psuedo-penis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/spider-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider-monkey</image:title><image:caption>See how useful a prehensile tail can be.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T15:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/10/its-not-about-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/egomad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egomad</image:title><image:caption>An artiists rendition of myself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hepburn.png</image:loc><image:title>hepburn</image:title><image:caption>It's all very disturbing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T15:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/13/just-to-reiterate-get-the-hell-out-of-the-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rosebud3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rosebud3</image:title><image:caption>At least I didn't tell you that Bruce Willis' character in Sixth Sense was dead the whole time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/checkout-line.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>checkout line</image:title><image:caption>Is she talking about her gout again? Kill me now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T15:05:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/13/dont-get-behind-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/zootopia-sloth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zootopia-sloth</image:title><image:caption>I always get the sloth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T15:00:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/14/pi-a-la-mode-and-butterflies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mothra-vs-godzilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mothra vs Godzilla</image:title><image:caption>Mothra battling a Kardashian...possibly Godzilla, it's hand to tell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/butterfly-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butterfly-food</image:title><image:caption>This is a bowl of snacks for butterflies. It is not a bowl of butterflies to snack on, Idiot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/butterfly-300x248.png</image:loc><image:title>butterfly-300x248</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T14:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/28/have-a-ball-of-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/apollo_13_movie_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apollo_13_movie_1</image:title><image:caption>That liar Tom Hanks and film of propaganda. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/marvin-the-martian-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marvin-the-martian-003</image:title><image:caption>"Martians don't suffer from hairballs."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/snoball-simpsons.gif</image:loc><image:title>snoball simpsons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T14:53:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/20/the-high-school-guidance-counselor-and-some-disturbing-news/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-25T14:50:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/13/pan-changes-instrument-of-choice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/hermes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hermes</image:title><image:caption>Pan's faather fleeing from his banjo picking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pan.gif</image:loc><image:title>pan</image:title><image:caption>Pan in his pre-banjo days.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T14:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/18/rodeo-clowns-kanye-wests-fat-head-and-a-pissed-off-bull/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-25T14:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/24/rapunzel-chops-off-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/prince-sad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince-sad</image:title><image:caption>A dejected Prince.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rapunzel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rapunzel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T14:02:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/01/you-did-what-to-that-earwig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hippo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hippo</image:title><image:caption>"Don't even think about it; did you see what I did to those Belgian scientists?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/earwig-ready-to-attack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>earwig ready to attack</image:title><image:caption>Back off Japanese scientists!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T13:59:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/08/where-is-the-toad-licker-justice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bieber-stoned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bieber stoned</image:title><image:caption>"When I lick a toad, the toad gets high."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/richardmullins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard mullins</image:title><image:caption>This guy just ruins it for everyone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hypno-toad.gif</image:loc><image:title>hypno-toad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T13:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/15/one-mystery-solved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/flinstone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flinstone</image:title><image:caption>How Stonehenge was supposed to look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/stonehenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stonehenge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ikea-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ikea 3</image:title><image:caption>How hard could this be?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T13:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/16/troubling-news-ive-no-sense-of-humor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/shocked-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shocked face</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/laughing-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laughing face</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T13:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/02/putting-one-thing-on-top-of-another-thing/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-24T22:20:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/05/holy-crapper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wright-brothers-plane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wright brothers plane</image:title><image:caption>"I'll bet we could put a toilet on this."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/country-outhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>country outhouse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T22:15:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/08/sick-and-tired/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/md-20-20-orange-jubilee-75cl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>md-20-20-orange-jubilee-75cl</image:title><image:caption>Perfectly paired Crayola brand dandelion crayons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/mad-dog1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad dog</image:title><image:caption>It's dizzying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/mad-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad dog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/judgemental-look.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Judgemental look</image:title><image:caption>"What's wrong with you?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rainbow-poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow poop</image:title><image:caption>My poop after a day of hardy crayon eating.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T22:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/17/lucky-the-leprechaun-busted/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-24T22:08:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/21/unhappy-penguins-with-happy-feet/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-24T22:02:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/23/wouldnt-it-be-easier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/miley-cyrus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miley cyrus</image:title><image:caption>Annoying Chick Who's Frequently Naked in concert.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/baby-name-surprised.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-name-surprised</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T21:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/30/just-a-little-glimpse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/old_woman_sourpuss.png</image:loc><image:title>old_woman_sourpuss</image:title><image:caption>What she thought I saw.&#13;
image source: wpclipart.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/people_faces_girl.png</image:loc><image:title>people_faces_girl</image:title><image:caption>What I saw.&#13;
image source: wpclipart.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T20:49:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/29/felonies-misdemeanors-and-a-reuben-sandwich/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-24T20:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/17/caretaker-rick-rat-bastard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrel</image:title><image:caption>"Screw you, Rick."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/neglected_cemetery_-_geograph-org-uk_-_1386491.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neglected_Cemetery_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1386491</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cartoon-cemetery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cartoon cemetery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T20:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/17/read-well-or-hurl-feces/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/monkey-reading.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry animal ... a monkey in India.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cockroach-150x150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cockroach-150x150</image:title><image:caption>Ken Edwards, champion cockroach eater/ladies man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T20:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/20/bees-and-calligraphy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bees-and-octopus-ink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees and octopus ink</image:title><image:caption>I'll show you how to throw around some ink.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bees-and.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees and</image:title><image:caption>Super classy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bees-and-calligraphy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees and calligraphy</image:title><image:caption>In my spare time I like to improve my yodeling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T20:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/08/dragons-lies-and-dragonflies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dragonfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragonfly</image:title><image:caption>They're really hard to catch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragon</image:title><image:caption>Little Cousin Erina--post transformation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-24T19:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/10/05/the-true-and-accurate-historical-story-of-limburger-cheese-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-05T23:37:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/15/the-true-and-accurate-historical-story-of-limburger-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/opossum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opossum</image:title><image:caption>The aroma of their crap is delightful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/limburger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>limburger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-05T15:06:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/21/say-shoo-to-me-one-more-time/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-05T15:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/08/uncle-finsters-picnic-and-brightly-colored-marshmallows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/colored-marshmallows.png</image:loc><image:title>colored marshmallows</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/lime-jell-o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lime jell-o</image:title><image:caption>This would be great if had chunks of seedless watermelon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jackal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jackal</image:title><image:caption>You're Aunt Jackal in her natural habitat. She's probably just killed something.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-05T14:56:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/14/a-bad-job-interview-and-ungulates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zebra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zebra</image:title><image:caption>"You got a problem with me?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zebra_grinning.png</image:loc><image:title>zebra_grinning</image:title><image:caption>The best type of ungulate.&#13;
image source: wpclipart.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/itcrowd-wikia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>itcrowd.wikia</image:title><image:caption>He likes to start every interview with a prolonged stare.&#13;
(image source: itcrowd.wikia.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-05T14:39:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/15/they-must-be-stopped-the-garden-gnome-menace/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-03T18:18:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/10/07/how-to-appreciate-poetry-in-a-right-and-proper-way/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-03T17:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/10/23/helpful-tips-for-halloween/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween</image:title><image:caption>Next year you little dull-witted potato-faced monsters are getting pennies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/halloween-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-03T17:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/12/30/dont-say-it-to-your-boss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/landscape-9447721-low-res-the-apprentice-youre-fired.jpg</image:loc><image:title>landscape-9447721-low-res-the-apprentice-youre-fired</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-03T17:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/12/the-turn-signal-so-simple-an-inbred-cannibal-can-use-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/turning-signal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turning signal</image:title><image:caption>So simple even a roving inbred cannibal could do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/turn-signal-lever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turn signal lever</image:title><image:caption>So simple to use.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-03T17:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/02/26/the-worlds-ugliest-color-and-fashionable-neckwear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/ugly-tie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly tie</image:title><image:caption>"Screw you guys," Ted was heard to say upon selection of the world's ugliest color.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/pantone-448c2.png</image:loc><image:title>pantone 448c2</image:title><image:caption>The world's ugliest color.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-03T17:01:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/03/10/where-have-the-clowns-gone/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-03T16:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/03/23/crazy-stinging-amazonian-bastard-ants/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-03T16:53:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/04/14/reefer-madness-and-a-bit-of-math/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/smoke-shop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoke shop</image:title><image:caption>Albert Einstein almost never hung out here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/kim-jung-un.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jung Un</image:title><image:caption>Tell me this fat little bastard doesn't look stoned all of the time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-03T16:45:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/07/23/walmart-half-eaten-cakes-and-jackbooted-thugs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/home-depot-employee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Home Depot employee</image:title><image:caption>Sure, she's all smiles now, but take a crap in one toilet and she gets all crazy with accusation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/walmart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walmart</image:title><image:caption>Walmart: home of the jackbooted thug.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-30T16:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/11/05/penndot-defends-sinkhole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/bus-pittsburgh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bus pittsburgh</image:title><image:caption>Just a typical day of commuting on Pennsylvania roadways.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/lake-michigan-water-ski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake michigan water ski</image:title><image:caption>Waterskiing in a pothole near Erie, Pennsylvania.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-30T15:38:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/12/19/for-shame-christmas-haters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/jimmy-stewart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jimmy Stewart</image:title><image:caption>Look at how happy Jimmy Stewart is. It's as if he's just shot Lee Marvin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/ralphie-in-bunny-suit-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ralphie in bunny suit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/ralphie-in-bunny-suit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ralphie in bunny suit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/grinch-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grinch heart</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, get this checked out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-30T15:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/05/24/nutella-or-montague-whats-in-a-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nutella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nutella</image:title><image:caption>A delicious snack, but a terrible name for a French child.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/animal-farm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>animal farm</image:title><image:caption>Napoleon from George Orwell's Animal Farm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/titeuf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titeuf</image:title><image:caption>French cartoon character Titeuf--forget the name I want my children to have that hairstyle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magilla_gorilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magilla_Gorilla</image:title><image:caption>The name Magilla Gorilla just oozes class.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-30T15:09:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/09/12/vineyard-sues-fox-over-grape-assessment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/mr.-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Fox</image:title><image:caption>"If he didn't want he lunch eaten, he should have hidden it better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/concord-grapes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Concord grapes</image:title><image:caption>The grapes in question.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-30T14:59:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/06/27/my-friend-philbert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/friend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friend</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/fuchsia.png</image:loc><image:title>fuchsia</image:title><image:caption>Get over yourself fuchsia--you're just violet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-27T17:50:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/31/dear-loudmouth/</loc><lastmod>2022-09-27T17:28:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/09/22/does-a-bee-sting-in-the-penis-hurt-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-30T14:22:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/09/13/stupid-mimes/</loc><lastmod>2022-09-15T11:22:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/28/jumping-spiders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/chocolate-milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocolate milk</image:title><image:caption>There may or may not be a jumping spider in there. Take a sip.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/jumping-spider.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portrait of female jumping spider - Evarcha arcuata</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-11T10:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/09/01/you-found-what-on-your-penis-now/</loc><lastmod>2022-09-02T15:43:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/17/the-anti-automobile-society-of-pennsylvania-seriously/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/1917-ford-model-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1917-ford-model-t</image:title><image:caption>I think I see the problem: automobiles in 1910 were operating by small children dressed for safari.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/rural-pennsylvania-roads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rural pennsylvania roads</image:title><image:caption>It began as a quiet day in western Pennsylvania.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-25T23:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/05/18/its-complicated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/willow.png</image:loc><image:title>willow</image:title><image:caption>Her name is Willow, and she is delightful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hottest-members-of-the-kardashian-family-u1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hottest-members-of-the-kardashian-family-u1</image:title><image:caption>It's mystifying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/dwight-shrute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dwight-shrute</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/its-complicated.png</image:loc><image:title>its-complicated</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-25T23:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/09/i-had-an-odd-dream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/michael-phelps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael phelps</image:title><image:caption>Michael Phelps just pees in the pool when he has to go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/restroom-out-of-order.png</image:loc><image:title>restroom out of order</image:title><image:caption>Intolerable for an Olympic hero.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dreams.png</image:loc><image:title>dreams</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-22T01:06:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/04/monkeys-shakespeare-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/monkey-typing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkey typing</image:title><image:caption>The authors of this blog?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/hamlet-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamlet costume</image:title><image:caption>Don't hire a guy dresses up like Hamlet for a child's birthday party either. They smell like cheese and Denmark.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-17T14:20:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/07/27/king-of-new-york/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-30T14:23:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/13/sick-and-tired-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-15T01:43:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/09/something-is-a-bit-off/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-13T16:55:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/04/21/oh-the-injustice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gop-2016-trump_prus-7_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donald Trump</image:title><image:caption>"I have magnificent hair."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/boaty-mcboatface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boaty mcboatface</image:title><image:caption>A research vessel tragically not named Boaty McBoatface.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/no-justice3.png</image:loc><image:title>no-justice3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bruce-forsyth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Forsyth</image:title><image:caption>Sir Bruce Forsyth..you don't want to make him mad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-08T16:14:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/21/you-found-what-on-your-what-now/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-08T14:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/08/the-worlds-most-dangerous-animal/</loc><lastmod>2025-10-21T15:08:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/05/amanda-the-lizard-another-fable-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-06T18:12:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/06/17/amanda-the-lizard-another-fable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/creek-.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creek</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/lizard-amanda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lizard amanda</image:title><image:caption>"Don't be an ass-hat."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-05T23:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/04/ned-the-tree-frog-a-fable-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-06T18:11:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/03/village-faces-lawsuit-following-unfortunate-tumble-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-06T02:03:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/09/30/unicorns-and-dennis-rodman-its-science/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dennis-rodman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dennis-rodman</image:title><image:caption>Magic!
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-03T23:06:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/02/frog-upset-by-unwelcome-kiss-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-06T00:55:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/08/01/a-world-record-by-a-nose-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-02T15:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/10/a-world-record-by-a-nose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mr-peanut-broken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-peanut-broken</image:title><image:caption>"Tom Miller can bite me."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pikes-peak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pikes-peak</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-02T03:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/07/13/the-junk-drawer-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-07-16T15:34:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/07/12/the-future-of-policing-fingers-crossed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/hp-robocop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hp-robocop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-15T13:58:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/06/10/mad-dog-20-20-the-greatest-invention-ever-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-06-27T19:20:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/06/07/mad-dog-20-20-the-greatest-invention-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/invention.png</image:loc><image:title>invention</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-10T17:58:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/02/24/remembering-a-great/</loc><lastmod>2022-02-24T23:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/01/28/achilles-frustrated-by-hole-in-health-coverage-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-02-01T14:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/11/the-miserable-reason-this-blog-still-exists/</loc><lastmod>2022-01-28T15:06:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/01/19/blog-phobia/</loc><lastmod>2022-01-20T00:01:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2022/01/16/dont-drone-on-about-wolves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boy who cried wolf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/drone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drone</image:title><image:caption>Load-mouthed threat detected.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/boy-who-cried-wolf.png</image:loc><image:title>boy who cried wolf</image:title><image:caption>"Wolf! Big freaking wolf!! I'm not kidding!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-16T16:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/19/names-and-other-temporary-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/skull-and-snake-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skull-and-Snake-Tattoo</image:title><image:caption>This was supposed to say Freja.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tattoo-name.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tattoo name</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-06T04:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/02/frog-upset-by-unwelcome-kiss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/frog-wife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog wife</image:title><image:caption>Green, slimey, and lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Princess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Princess</image:title><image:caption>Princess and alleged frog groper.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-02T00:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/02/20/murder-and-cheese-dip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/party-spread.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Party spread</image:title><image:caption>What a lovely looking party...it'd be a shame if somebody ruined it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/cheese-dip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheese dip</image:title><image:caption>The cheese dip, pre Mitch's dead face.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-01T13:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/12/30/lets-all-just-start-accepting-the-truth/</loc><lastmod>2022-01-01T16:19:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/11/the-toad-licker-injustice-must-stop/</loc><lastmod>2021-12-08T01:02:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/08/26/stress-and-more-stress/</loc><lastmod>2021-09-03T11:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/17/donner-party-disappointment/</loc><lastmod>2021-08-23T23:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/08/08/enough-already-with-the-photos/</loc><lastmod>2021-08-10T23:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/29/tooth-fairy-arrested/</loc><lastmod>2021-08-02T18:53:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/13/youre-not-really-a-bad-person-2/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-28T12:58:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/19/the-anti-automobile-society-of-pennsylvania/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-19T14:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/03/dont-pee-on-the-electric-fence-2/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-17T13:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/25/donnor-party-disappointment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/donna-reed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donna reed</image:title><image:caption>"I throw awesome parties."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/donner-party-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photos © Charr Crailwww.charrcrail.com</image:title><image:caption>They seem like a fun bunch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-15T20:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/15/what-the-hell-2/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-15T20:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2015/01/31/strangers-in-a-strange-land-the-amarillo-trilogy-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/frank-reich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frank Reich</image:title><image:caption>Thanks for nothing, Frank.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-14T14:20:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/14/mal-de-mer/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-17T15:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/07/01/what-happened-to-your-face/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-02T11:04:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/20/an-idiot-his-bucket-and-a-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/buckets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buckets</image:title><image:caption>So many buckets--I'd better make a list.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-30T00:11:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/08/16/a-permanent-cure-for-athletes-foot-with-a-few-slight-side-effects-2/</loc><lastmod>2021-06-29T23:51:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/06/29/what-the-hell-is-going-on-2/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-31T17:07:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2012/06/22/update-muppet-vs-moppet-intensifies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beaker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beaker</image:title><image:caption>Muppet vs. Moppet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-29T13:30:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2012/06/02/muppet-vs-moppet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/labs_firepaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Labs_firepaper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imagesca93nuv9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesCA93NUV9</image:title><image:caption>anonymous source.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-29T13:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/06/28/city-announces-sidewalk-sofa-beautification-program-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2021-06-28T13:12:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2013/01/17/some-of-tom-cruises-other-responsibilities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/henry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henry</image:title><image:caption>Henry loves Buffalo wings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gomes-peeing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gomes peeing</image:title><image:caption>Iron City Beer goes straight through you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katie-holmes-running-nyc-marathon-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katie-holmes-running-nyc-marathon-01</image:title><image:caption>Katie Holmes runs 26.2 miles: ITS THE FARTHEST SHE'S GOTTEN YET!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jack-reacher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack reacher</image:title><image:caption>What? You have aliens in your body. I'm on it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-16T20:11:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/30/was-that-a-screeching-brazilian-stink-monkey/</loc><lastmod>2021-06-16T19:35:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/03/20/a-celebration-of-springs-2/</loc><lastmod>2021-03-24T14:37:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/03/01/three-bears-respond-to-allegations/</loc><lastmod>2021-03-02T15:05:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/10/bigfoot-yuengling-and-some-buffalo-wings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/speed-eez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speed eez</image:title><image:caption>Location of recent Bigfoot sightings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/yuengling-logo4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yuengling-Logo4</image:title><image:caption>Preferred lager of Bigfoot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/yeti_outline1.gif</image:loc><image:title>yeti_outline1</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendition of Bigfoot as he hurries to the restroom after one too many Yuenglings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jen-at-speedeez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jen at speedeez</image:title><image:caption>Jen, a bartender at Speedeez Sports Bar and Grill, who has reportedly spotted Bigfoot...and served him several beers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-20T14:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2021/02/12/lard-emporium-to-open-in-erie-promising-extended-hours-waistlines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/le1.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-13T04:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/11/21/purple-pilgrims-and-the-death-of-artistic-choice/</loc><lastmod>2020-12-01T01:08:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/11/14/a-new-hope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/stanley_cup_2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stanley_Cup,_2015</image:title><image:caption>Look at all the names on that thing, what's one more?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-14T16:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/11/02/ballot-initiative-punch-an-idiot-in-the-face-day/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-16T14:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/10/03/city-to-address-increase-in-lawn-mattresses-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-03T04:42:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/09/28/lost-and-found/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/lost-and-found.gif</image:loc><image:title>lost and found</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/bear-at-cash-register.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear at cash register</image:title><image:caption>"I shouldn't have made that crack about what bears do in the woods."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-27T18:24:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/09/08/race-results-overturned-by-a-hare/</loc><lastmod>2020-09-11T16:25:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/09/03/come-see-the-erie-frogs-not-everbody-gets-eaten/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frog-mirrors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog mirrors</image:title><image:caption>"Welcome to Erie. You look delicious."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frog-engineer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog engineer</image:title><image:caption>Another poor soul who got a little bit too close.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frog-hand-prints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog hand prints</image:title><image:caption>Big creepy frog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frog-rocky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog rocky</image:title><image:caption>Another victim of the Erie frogs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frog-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog kids</image:title><image:caption>The small one hasn't stopped crying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frog-godzilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog godzilla</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-03T17:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/08/29/im-a-horrible-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bad-person.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad person</image:title><image:caption>I know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/grape-ape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grape ape</image:title><image:caption>He's a giant ape and he's grape--what's not to like?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dancing-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing dog</image:title><image:caption>If the movie had been about this dog, I would have loved it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-12T15:41:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/08/15/questions-tattoos-and-questions-about-tattoos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/carmen-miranda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmen miranda</image:title><image:caption>This seems like an odd person to bring up after you've peed on a policemans foot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/dolph-lundgren.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dolph lundgren</image:title><image:caption>"If he dies--he dies."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lady-gaga-winnie-the-pooh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winnie the pooh</image:title><image:caption>Adorable children's favorite, and possible tattoo subject.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-15T14:24:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/06/18/punch-an-idiot-in-the-face-day-2/</loc><lastmod>2020-07-11T13:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/06/29/lets-get-squatchy/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-30T02:03:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/18/squatchy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/image.png</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/john-stonesman_bigfoot_3-620x465.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-stonesman_bigfoot_3-620x465</image:title><image:caption>Alledged photo of bigfoot near Bradford, Pennsylvania...or a photo of a tree stump.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/squatchy.png</image:loc><image:title>squatchy</image:title><image:caption>He's got it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-27T14:03:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/06/22/a-little-advice-for-living-in-the-age-of-the-coronavirus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/coronavirus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coronavirus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/homer-simpson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homer Simpson</image:title><image:caption>Homer gets it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/jason-aldean-bowhunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason aldean bowhunting</image:title><image:caption>Jason Aldean outside my house...just waiting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-11T14:17:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/10/28/a-simple-solution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bumpuses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bumpuses</image:title><image:caption>The neighbors from across the street.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/garden-gnome-shovel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garden gnome shovel</image:title><image:caption>Handy tool/effective head whomper.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-20T13:33:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/11/13/the-prodigiously-powerful-potentate-of-pennsylvania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/northern-red-cardinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Northern Red Cardinal</image:title><image:caption>Wst Virgiania's state bird...for now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/flagofpennsylvaniaflat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flagOfpennsylvaniaflat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-20T13:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/05/27/a-postitive-take-on-social-distancing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/kulaks.png</image:loc><image:title>kulaks</image:title><image:caption>Not only did the kulaks suffer immeasably, they had to do it in black and white.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jason-vorhees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason vorhees</image:title><image:caption>Jason Vorhees may have brutally killed people, but he was diligent about mask wearing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-28T02:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/05/03/rich-lady-wants-taxpayers-to-save-her-house-from-lake-erie-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2020-05-03T15:11:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/04/25/welcome-to-the-neighborhood/</loc><lastmod>2020-04-25T14:50:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/04/30/slacked-jawed-neighbors-and-their-spawn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/great-wall-of-china.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great wall of china</image:title><image:caption>Why do you think they built that wall in China? It was the freaking neighbor kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/problem-child.jpg</image:loc><image:title>problem child</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-25T14:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2020/01/26/just-a-few-idiotprufs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/make-it-idiot-proof-and-someone-will-make-a-better-idiot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>make-it-idiot-proof-and-someone-will-make-a-better-idiot</image:title><image:caption>Exactly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-26T17:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/10/28/pet-rhinoceroses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/honda-civic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Honda Civic</image:title><image:caption>Just a little rhinoceros damage--it'll buff right out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/honda-civic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Honda Civic</image:title><image:caption>Just a little rhinoceros damage--it'll buff right out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/rhino-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rhino</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/rhino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rhino</image:title><image:caption>Sure it's adorable, but it's a handful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-28T17:38:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/10/13/hamot-ramps-up-ad-campaign/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/hamotad.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-13T15:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/10/07/driving-tips-and-justified-vehicular-homicide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/ramshackle-hut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ramshackle hut</image:title><image:caption>At least the opossums are happy. (Relatively happy.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/frustrated-driver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frustrated driver</image:title><image:caption>You seem frustrated.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-07T18:08:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/09/30/a-quick-psa-for-loud-mouthed-pricks/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-01T15:36:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/08/15/they-cant-read-shit-erie-school-district-lawyer-says/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/illiterate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>illiterate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/zoolander.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zoolander</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-15T16:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/07/27/epd-looking-for-dork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/dork.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-27T17:31:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/07/13/man-jailed-after-destructive-tirade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/surprised-black-spider-monkey-funny-animal-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surprised-black-spider-monkey-funny-animal-picture</image:title><image:caption>Monkey shocked by recent events.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-13T13:41:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/07/08/frontier-park-slide-too-costly-catapult-to-be-added-instead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/frontierpk1.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-30T16:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/06/30/it-doesnt-meme-a-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/crazy-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-woman</image:title><image:caption>"You don't deserve me when I'm not trying to murder you in your sleep."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/crazy-girl-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-girl-meme</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-30T13:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/05/06/spicy-boys-and-petitions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/fire-ant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fire ant</image:title><image:caption>Spicy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-12T14:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/04/26/erie-times-news-shrinks-yet-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/erievalnews.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ErieValNews</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-26T15:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/04/08/man-claims-ghost-planted-drugs-found-in-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/police-with-baton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>police with baton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/casper-the-friendly-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>casper the friendly ghost</image:title><image:caption>Be on the lookout for this ghost. He's white, translucent, and is purported to be friendly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-09T16:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/03/30/erie-coke-to-add-scents-to-harmful-benzene-emissions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/eriecoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eriecoke</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-31T15:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/28/a-wasp-nest-and-a-bad-idea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wasp-nest-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wasp nest 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wasp-nest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wasp nest</image:title><image:caption>This looks like a job for Uncle Finster.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/admitting-nurse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>admitting nurse</image:title><image:caption>"It says here on your chart that you're a dumbass."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-24T14:54:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/03/18/leprechauns-invade-speedeez-sports-bar-and-grill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/st-patricks-day-2011-a-598x583.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st-patricks-day-2011-a-598x583</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lucky-charms-leprechaun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucky Charms Leprechaun</image:title><image:caption>The sell-out Leprechaun himself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-03-12T02:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/03/16/erin-go-bankrupt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cool-leprechaun-with-a-beer.png</image:loc><image:title>cool-leprechaun-with-a-beer</image:title><image:caption>Moneybags Potfiller living it up on his illgotten gold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/leprachaun-running.png</image:loc><image:title>leprachaun running</image:title><image:caption>Moneybags Potfiller fleeing with his </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/tree-ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree Ireland</image:title><image:caption>The sad spot where Tweedle used to keep his pot of gold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/leprachaun-pot-of-gold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leprachaun pot of gold</image:title><image:caption> when times were good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-16T19:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/02/09/a-healthy-and-shiny-coat/</loc><lastmod>2019-02-15T16:04:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/02/02/a-few-quick-thoughts-about-groundhog-day-2/</loc><lastmod>2019-02-03T14:26:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/27/local-spider-has-altercation-with-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/little_miss_muffet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little_miss_muffet</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendition of the incident.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/spider-hurt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider hurt</image:title><image:caption>"I stand by my assertion--she's huge."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-27T17:26:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/25/an-explanation/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-25T15:49:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/18/biff-rambles-on-about-flat-mojo-mercurial-weather-the-squeaky-wall-gets-the-grease-and-cheap-laughs-biff-sock-pow/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-18T15:41:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/17/justin-biebers-shrunken-face-more-weird-search-terms-2/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-17T16:43:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2015/05/31/people-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/people-suck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>people-suck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bieber-smug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bieber smug</image:title><image:caption>The most punchable face ever. He's almost mime-smug.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/seal-singer.png</image:loc><image:title>seal singer</image:title><image:caption>"I'm coming for you Bieber."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/timmy-double-dip.png</image:loc><image:title>Timmy double dip</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pennywise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pennywise</image:title><image:caption>A picture of my aunt...or it's a picture of Pennywise, it's virtually impossible to tell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/clown-from-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clown from it</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-13T15:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/03/new-years-traditions-from-around-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-03T16:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2019/01/01/student-union-bans-the-sweets-midget-gems-until-they-are-renamed-the-daily-squabble/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-02T00:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/12/22/squire-sebastian-senator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/squire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squire</image:title><image:caption>Squire Sebastian Senator, but call him Dwayne.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/name-sticker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>name sticker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-23T01:37:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/11/29/vacuum-cleaners-explode-dont-they/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-01T14:53:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/11/15/what-the-hell-greenland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/greenlanders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenlanders</image:title><image:caption>Greenlanders playing on a giant piece of ice, and not visiting this blog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/st-kitts-physical-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>St.Kitts-physical-map</image:title><image:caption>My aplogies to St. Kitts and Nevis--you are a real place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/capture.png</image:loc><image:title>Capture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-09T15:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/11/10/medical-marijuana-offers-hope-to-the-terminally-well-organized-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-10T15:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/11/08/ive-been-so-busy-and-invertebrate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chainsaw-safety1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chainsaw safety</image:title><image:caption>Where's the warning, Husqvarna?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chainsaw-safety.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chainsaw safety</image:title><image:caption>Where's the warning, Husqvarna?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/john-cleese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John cleese</image:title><image:caption>She turned me into a banana slug...I got better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/banana-slug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana slug</image:title><image:caption>Sexy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand</image:title><image:caption>It's also useful for scaring small children.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-08T14:53:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/10/13/erie-redevelopment-authority-to-use-house-facades-to-fight-blight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/shutterstock_50363353-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shutterstock_50363353 (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-15T13:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/10/01/local-man-to-host-drug-drop-off-event/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/aa01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AA01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-15T13:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/09/30/just-a-bit-of-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/stop-it-bob-newhart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stop-it-bob-newhart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bats-featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bats-featured</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-30T14:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/09/10/clowns-and-penises-a-message-to-overbearing-parents/</loc><lastmod>2021-01-25T15:39:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/09/01/beer-barrel-rolled-out-at-zabawa-striking-patron-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-01T13:24:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/08/13/the-most-dangerous-animal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/scary-animal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary animal</image:title><image:caption>"Come in the water, it's nice."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-10T19:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/06/03/gerald-the-neighbor-kid/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-13T13:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2012/12/22/stupid-mayans-and-john-cusack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wunderground.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wunderground</image:title><image:caption>What we got was this; pleasant isn't it?
image source: wunderground.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/armeggedononline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armeggedononline</image:title><image:caption>We were supposed to get this.
image source: armageddononline</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/loyalkng.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loyalkng</image:title><image:caption>Don't believe this man; he is a liar.
image source: loyalkng.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-08T13:42:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/08/08/local-man-to-embark-on-grueling-3-day-trip-to-popeyes-drive-thru-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-08T13:28:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/08/01/smoking-what-are-you-waiting-for/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-03T16:20:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/27/justin-biebers-shrunken-face-more-weird-search-terms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/justin-bieber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin bieber</image:title><image:caption>It's just so little.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-01T00:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/27/weakly-classified-drinking-tips-for-teens/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-27T16:54:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/26/sewage-treatment-plant-takes-a-dump-in-lake-erie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dunkirk-waste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dunkirk waste</image:title><image:caption>Groundbreaking at Dunkirk Wastewater Treatment Plant: here's to years of contaminating Lake Erie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/lake-erie-sewage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake erie sewage</image:title><image:caption>"Here I come, Lake Erie."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-27T13:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/30/bigfoot-returns-to-small-town-establishment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/speedeez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speedeez</image:title><image:caption>A photograph of Bigfoot at Speed'eez. Unfortuneately, as always, he ducked just out sight as the picture was taken.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-26T02:11:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/22/im-just-saying/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-03T16:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/20/today-in-weird-science-news-the-sarcophagus-is-a-letdown-your-early-memories-may-be-fake-and-ancient-dude-thought-getting-laid-saved-lives-stellar-sarcasm/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-20T23:15:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/19/downtown-b-o-levels-expected-to-spike-on-friday-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-19T22:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/17/ned-the-tree-frog-a-fable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/tree-burning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree burning</image:title><image:caption>Don't be a spermatic canal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/tree-frog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree frog</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-13T13:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/16/ven-server-hacked-by-russians-very-ersatz-news/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-17T01:32:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/05/24/hey-idiot-use-your-good-eye/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-13T13:27:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/11/smiths-unveils-new-product-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-13T13:11:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/10/the-stupid-need-not-apply/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/interview-any-other-strengths.jpg</image:loc><image:title>interview-any-other-strengths</image:title><image:caption>Don't do this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/omar-moreno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omar moreno</image:title><image:caption>It's hysterical, but don't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-10T13:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/08/punch-an-idiot-in-the-face-day/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-08T17:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/07/02/boy-finally-wakes-up-from-coma-once-somebody-thinks-to-ask-him-if-he-wants-to-see-a-funny-meme-natalie-mepham-writer-dreamer-loud-gum-chewer/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-06T14:41:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/28/i-am-the-cheap-man-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-28T14:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/28/use-your-good-eye-idiot/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-28T13:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2015/02/10/are-sea-monkeys-better-than-your-extended-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sea-monkeys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea monkeys</image:title><image:caption>What a lovely family.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sea-monkey-aunt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea monkey aunt</image:title><image:caption>You must admit, this Sea-Monkey is the spitting image of one of your aunts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-26T19:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/25/city-only-three-of-the-eight-great-tuesdays-will-actually-be-great-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2021-10-28T21:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/21/how-to-tell-your-teenaged-son-from-a-dead-rodent-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-22T02:15:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/19/luckiest-man-in-pompeii-loses-head-as-he-wins-the-local-big-money-lottery-bull-of-the-board/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-19T13:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/15/ask-mr-car-person-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-16T01:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/11/its-about-time-gerbil-news-network-2/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-11T22:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/11/its-about-time-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-11T22:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/07/cukes-smug-neighbors-and-other-signs-of-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/garden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Garden</image:title><image:caption>Your smug neighbor's robustly growing garden--you needed a place to pee at night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-07T21:08:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/07/woman-who-checks-all-52-boxes-on-mans-list-of-female-ideals-rejected-after-shocking-new-development-reveals-she-is-imaginary-natalie-mepham-writer-dreamer-loud-gum-chewer/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-07T18:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/04/banker-retires-and-becomes-an-even-bigger-twt-say-his-friends-bull-of-the-board/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-05T02:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/06/01/tgif-with-a-big-balled-yogurt-eating-mouse-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-07T00:42:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/29/farmers-return-to-traditional-pest-control-methods-to-save-bees-the-daily-squabble/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-29T23:53:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/29/antics-of-extreme-notaries-irk-the-callings-old-guard-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-29T13:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/28/its-a-tradition-memorial-day-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/eskimo-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smiling Inupiat Woman</image:title><image:caption>Probably not Jack's wife.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-28T13:13:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/27/lottery-mascot-gus-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-27T14:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/25/vogon-poetry-now-fourth-worst-in-the-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vogon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vogon</image:title><image:caption>Do not let this Vogon read you his poetry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dont-panic.png</image:loc><image:title>don't panic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-27T13:57:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/24/the-mysterious-case-of-the-vanishing-big-mac-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mystery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mystery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-27T13:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/23/satire-cry-wolf-st-pauls-student-joins-gang-falls-into-life-of-crime-after-hair-gets-too-long-the-paper-wolf/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-24T00:31:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/23/highlighter-experiences-dating-woes-due-to-need-to-always-be-the-center-of-attention-natalie-mepham-writer-dreamer-loud-gum-chewer/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-23T13:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/21/oops-dentist-puts-gps-tracking-device-in-womans-filling-by-mistake-very-ersatz-news/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-21T18:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2014/12/15/spending-quality-time-with-known-felons-in-a-seedy-dimly-lit-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/edward-norton-fight-club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edward Norton Fight Club</image:title><image:caption>I thought he looked familiar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/felon.png</image:loc><image:title>felon</image:title><image:caption>An artist rendition of the Felon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bandits_cartoon_207336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bandits_cartoon_207336</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-21T13:37:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/18/burning-down-the-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/talking-heads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>talking heads</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/you-keep-using-that-word.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You keep using that word...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mythbusters-dont-try-this-at-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mythbusters--don't try this at home.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/burn_notice_michael_explosion.png</image:loc><image:title>Burn_Notice_Michael_Explosion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alcohol-on-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alcohol on fire</image:title><image:caption>"Stand closer--what could possibly go wrong?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/burning-down-the-house.png</image:loc><image:title>burning down the house</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-18T21:47:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/17/spot-n-me-make-an-album-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-18T02:07:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2015/06/23/so-ive-ruffled-some-feathers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fist-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fist baby</image:title><image:caption>"My feathers have been sufficiently ruffled."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/flying-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flying monkey</image:title><image:caption>A flying monkey toting Toto. (Not the rock group, he'd need a bigger basket.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-17T22:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/16/fiat-panda-driver-discovers-hes-very-unlikely-to-breed-the-daily-squabble/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-17T17:53:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/14/not-talking-to-each-other-key-to-resolving-marital-conflicts-the-bald-beagle/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-14T17:46:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/10/satire-cry-wolf-st-pauls-student-devastated-to-realize-theres-still-50-minutes-left-of-class-the-paper-wolf/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-13T14:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/10/well-let-you-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/rejected-decrofting-application.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rejected stamp</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately, we'd already filled our quota of habitual drug users.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/help-wanted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Help Wanted</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-10T21:39:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/07/city-council-chambers-to-add-boxing-ring-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T12:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/03/national-lost-sock-memorial-day-natalie-mepham-writer-dreamer-loud-gum-chewer/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-03T18:07:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/03/denouement-its-fun-to-say/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bigstock_laughing_baby_1491039-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigstock_Laughing_Baby_1491039-small</image:title><image:caption>Congratulations, you just made a small child laugh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/nantucket_nasa_2002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nantucket_NASA_2002</image:title><image:caption>Nantucket: evidently there was once a man from there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/reading-hallucination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reading hallucination</image:title><image:caption>Reading novels makes young children have disturbing hallucinations...it's a fact.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/edgar-allan-poe-idiotprufs.png</image:loc><image:title>Edgar allan poe idiotprufs</image:title><image:caption>Edgar Allan Poe: novelist, short story writer, and poet...something missing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-05T00:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/02/welcome-to-facebook-please-accept-our-137000-page-terms-of-use-policy-jamison-writes/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-02T18:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/01/erie-county-drug-raid-takes-0-12-of-drugs-off-the-streets-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-01T22:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/05/01/home-is-where-the-heart-is-and-a-bit-of-predator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/east_main_street_district_-_westfield_ny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>East_Main_Street_District_-_Westfield,_NY</image:title><image:caption>Notice the dearth of mimes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lincoln_bedell_statue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lincoln_Bedell_statue</image:title><image:caption>Grace Bedell statue in Westfield, NY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/westfield-ny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westfield ny</image:title><image:caption>Many brilliant people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mad-dog-kills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mad-Dog-Kills</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/predator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Predator</image:title><image:caption>"idiotprufs is badass."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-04T18:09:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/28/agency-goes-bankrupt-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-28T13:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/26/new-study-reveals-last-previous-study-totally-bogus-gerbil-news-network/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-28T14:13:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/26/the-great-broccoli-fiasco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/broccoli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broccoli</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rhino_butt_by_lupas_deva-d3ee4vf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rhino_butt_by_lupas_deva-d3ee4vf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-28T13:34:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/24/rise-of-the-coffee-machines-short-story-by-oliver-giggins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/terminator_endoskeleton_1020-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 5534</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-22T22:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/22/millcreek-school-district-adds-even-more-bats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/little-black-bat.png</image:loc><image:title>little black bat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/black-bat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black bat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/bela-lugosi.png</image:loc><image:title>Bela Lugosi</image:title><image:caption>"You sissy Twilight vampires are really hurting our image." </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-24T13:33:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/10/02/top-ten-ways-tom-brady-has-passed-the-time-during-his-suspension/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tom-brady-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom-brady-family</image:title><image:caption>Tom's been spending a lot of time with the family lately...and with a big creepy firetruck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/marcia-football-nose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marcia-football-nose</image:title><image:caption>Tom Brady's sister: Marcia Brady.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/488335031_tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>488335031_tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-467</image:title><image:caption>"When that special moment starts to happen, is your "game ball" underinflated?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/the-truth-about-inflation-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-truth-about-inflation-cover</image:title><image:caption>A horribly misleading title.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/victoria-secrets-models.jpg</image:loc><image:title>victoria-secrets-models</image:title><image:caption>In case you starting feel sorry for Tom...don't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-20T19:15:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2015/11/15/ray-ray-is-a-pretty-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ray-ray-armstrong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray Ray Armstrong</image:title><image:caption>Alleged dog taunter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/police-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>police dog</image:title><image:caption>In the K-9 involved offered no comment, but simply got in his vehicle and drove away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/news.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>News</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/police-dog-groin-bite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>police dog groin bite</image:title><image:caption>See what happens?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-20T18:16:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/18/out-of-leftfield-8-the-zombie-apocalypse-begins-short-story-by-oliver-giggins/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-18T16:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/16/zoo-guy-emerges-from-hibernation-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-16T20:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/13/erie-school-district-to-arm-teachers-with-lacrosse-sticks-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-13T14:42:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/11/mooning-garden-gnome-goes-missing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/missing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Missing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/aaaaah72fdgaaaaaaqnylq2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mooning Gnome</image:title><image:caption>If you see the mooning garden gnome somewhere, just keep it to yourself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-15T13:55:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/11/top-ten-other-things-the-mayans-got-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cleveland-browns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cleveland Browns</image:title><image:caption>Mighty warriors of the 21st century.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/111topten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>111topten</image:title><image:caption>What? The kid in the middle? In a movie?
image source: fanpop.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/top10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>top10</image:title><image:caption>My apologies to David Letterman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-15T13:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/10/raccoons/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-11T01:10:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/10/erie-baseball-mascot-c-wolf-shot-by-overzealous-hunter-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-17T17:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/04/casino-worker-breaks-ankle-is-euthanized-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-04T18:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/04/02/google-earth-finally-adds-corry-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-02T14:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/23/local-man-still-doesnt-understand-erie-spring-cleanup-rules-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-23T15:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/21/a-celebration-of-springs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/slinky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slinky</image:title><image:caption>Good times.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/spring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spring</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/jerry-springer-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry Springer show</image:title><image:caption>The propensity to fly into a rage, curse like a sailor, and pepper your speech with double negatives, are also helpful traits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/springtail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>springtail</image:title><image:caption>Isn't it just adorable?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-23T02:17:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/21/man-drives-speed-limit-on-bayfront-highway-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-23T02:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/20/my-top-ten-previous-lives-and-other-nonsense-2/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-23T02:02:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/15/h-r-mcmaster-to-be-replaced-by-h-r-pufnstuf-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-05T13:37:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/13/mayoral-edicts-of-mortal-consequence/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-14T02:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2014/01/30/ice-station-amarillo-the-amarillo-trilogy-part-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shrinkage_xlarge.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>shrinkage_xlarge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cold_shower_by_rairakkuhanna-d38mjtz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cold_shower_by_rairakkuhanna-d38mjtz</image:title><image:caption>That's about right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/polar-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polar bear</image:title><image:caption>Come on in, it's perfect.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-12T13:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/09/local-kool-aid-stand-to-move-operations-to-fort-worth-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-29T13:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/07/just-stop-talking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/decision-making.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Decision making</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-27T01:50:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/06/3-run-over-by-pay-it-forward-truck-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-06T15:17:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/13/a-temper-tantrum-and-a-mostly-jet-black-truck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/warning_sign.png</image:loc><image:title>warning_sign</image:title><image:caption>Warning: don't park your jet black truck here, idiot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/warning.png</image:loc><image:title>warning</image:title><image:caption>Warning: don't park your jet black truck here, idiot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/jet-black-truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jet black truck</image:title><image:caption>Whoever drives this vehicle must be a stud.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-04T15:52:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/03/01/gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-04T14:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/27/angry-response-from-eduardo-a-bolivian-pudding-maker/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-04T14:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/26/what-was-that-crunchy-thing-in-my-pudding/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-01T15:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/24/smoke-alarms-bird-crap-and-a-nobel-prize/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/nobel-prize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nobel prize</image:title><image:caption>It won't be long now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/big-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big bird</image:title><image:caption>He has crazy eyes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/smoke-detector.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smoke-Detector</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-26T14:01:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/23/another-post-from-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-24T03:58:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/23/to-be-or-not-to-be-bitten-by-a-horse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/horse-bite-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horse bite sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/mr-ed-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Ed 2</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Ed: his comments are biting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-26T14:01:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/21/dont-cry-over-spilled-mercury-vapor/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-21T17:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/20/farting-man-forces-emergency-landing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/bean-casserole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bean casserole</image:title><image:caption>Also banned from Transavia Airlines.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/new-york-minute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New York Minute</image:title><image:caption>An hour and a half.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/olsen-twins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olsen twins</image:title><image:caption>"We're innocent!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/transavia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transavia</image:title><image:caption>Transavia--fly the not so friendly skies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-21T01:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/19/the-top-ten-reasons-people-unfollow-this-blog/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-09T14:13:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/07/philadelphia-this-why-you-cant-have-nice-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/eagles-fan-eating-shit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eagles fan eating shit</image:title><image:caption>Look how happy everyone is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/eagles-fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eagles fan</image:title><image:caption>Randall Cunningham must be so proud his jersey is being worn by such a stalwart of humanity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-16T17:47:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/15/you-put-what-in-your-mouth-now/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-16T14:09:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/13/what-the-hell-else-are-you-gonna-do-with-your-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/rocky-4.png</image:loc><image:title>rocky 4</image:title><image:caption>I'm getting all misty eyed right now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/change.png</image:loc><image:title>change</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T14:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/12/i-apologize-for-this-post-in-advance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/winnie_pooh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winnie_Pooh</image:title><image:caption>Reportedly not on the menu.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/crabman-earl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crabman earl</image:title><image:caption>The Crabman would never serve this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/crabman-earl.png</image:loc><image:title>crabman earl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ken-shimuzu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ken shimuzu</image:title><image:caption>This is the man I want preparing my food. (Also, the least disturbing picture I could find.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/crap-flavored-curry.png</image:loc><image:title>crap flavored curry</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't joking about the curry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-14T14:45:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/11/ice-dune-playground-opens-at-presque-isle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/finaliceduneplayground.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FinalIcedunePlayground</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T17:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/08/even-more-taglines-for-your-approval/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/rubiks-cube.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubik's Cube</image:title><image:caption>The blog that couldn't get this far.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tag-line-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>Tag-Line-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-10T14:28:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/02/05/supervisor-clears-up-millcreek-sign-confusion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/millcreeksigns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MillcreekSigns</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-04T15:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/31/village-faces-lawsuit-following-unfortunate-tumble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/man-in-body-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man in body cast</image:title><image:caption>Jack after his first attempt at skydiving.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jack-and-jill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack and Jill</image:title><image:caption>Artist rendition of the incident.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-01T03:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/28/mayor-schember-to-personally-destroy-mcbride-viaduct/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mcbgfre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcbgfre</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-14T16:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/25/my-heartfelt-advice-to-eagles-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rocky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky</image:title><image:caption>Rocky celebrating a huge victory--ten minutes later he was arrested for punching a police horse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/philadelphia_eagles_logo_4008.png</image:loc><image:title>philadelphia_eagles_logo_4008</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-28T14:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2014/06/03/fear-loathing-and-rejection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/weird-al.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird al</image:title><image:caption>He is an absolute delight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fear-loathing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fear loathing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-16T17:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/17/update-bigfoot-sightings-at-speedeez-sports-bar-and-grill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/beaten-up-face.png</image:loc><image:title>beaten up face</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendition of Poe. Oddly, this was before the attack.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/speed-eez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speed eez</image:title><image:caption>A photo of Bigfoot at Speed'eez Sports Bar and Grill (as always, Bigfoot ducked just out of sight as the picture was taken).
image source: goerie.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-15T14:20:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/10/eyebrows-count/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/gasoline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gasoline</image:title><image:caption>At least to two or three gallons should do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/eye-brows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye brows</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-10T18:40:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/09/first-impressions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pepper-spray1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pepper-spray1</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that's how I thought it would go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pigpen.gif</image:loc><image:title>pigpen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-04T14:05:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/07/lake-effect-snow-dries-up-lake-erie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/crater3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crater3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-07T21:44:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2018/01/07/woefully-inadequate-preparation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/pythagorean-theorem-formula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pythagorean-theorem-formula</image:title><image:caption>Useless knowledge when you're about to be cut.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-09T14:14:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/12/09/lightning-strikes-and-good-luck/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-10T15:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/12/09/i-can-feel-my-heisman-drought-about-to-end/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-09T06:23:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/12/01/10-things-that-should-happen-in-the-nfl-but-probably-wont/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-06T14:54:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/12/01/prince-charming-charged-with-sexual-harassment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/pc1.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-11T14:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/11/24/black-friday-youre-not-doing-it-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/meat-tenderizer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meat tenderizer</image:title><image:caption>And you've cleaned the blood from it, it makes a great gift.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-friday-shoppers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-friday-shoppers1</image:title><image:caption>If you haven't stabbed someone in the face, you're not doing it right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-24T14:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/11/09/look-how-far-weve-come/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_e2195.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_E2195</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_2510.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2510</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_e2412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_E2412</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-09T22:48:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/11/08/elizabeth-gomez-inappropriate-sentiments-for-greeting-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/greeting-cards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 3453</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-08T18:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/11/08/granada-apartments-to-be-duct-taped-back-together-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-08T18:05:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/10/21/glenwood-residents-concerned-common-people-will-rent-neighborhood-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/gladys_kravitz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gladys_Kravitz</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-07T02:25:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/09/26/lady-bigfoot-responds-to-allegation-of-floppy-breasts/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-30T13:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/09/25/a-little-birthday-party-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/birthday-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday monkey</image:title><image:caption>"I've got a fistful of feces with your name on it."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/birthday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-30T13:49:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/09/21/eries-sister-cities-to-rescind-sibling-status-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-23T17:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/08/19/bursting-with-pride-in-the-great-commonwealth-of-pennsylvania/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-21T12:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/08/02/the-big-family-picnic-the-aftermath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/swarm-of-locusts-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swarm-of-locusts-1</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't every family's picnics involve a swarm of locusts?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-21T12:46:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/08/01/up-in-smoke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/garage-burned-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garage burned down</image:title><image:caption>"That'll take care of those bees."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-07T14:57:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/07/17/a-promise-of-continued-dreck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/diseased-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diseased tree</image:title><image:caption>We wish we were this tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/drooling-smiley.png</image:loc><image:title>drooling-smiley</image:title><image:caption>Yeah--that's me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-27T17:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/07/12/stingrays-and-vinny-from-yonkers/</loc><lastmod>2017-07-15T04:49:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/07/05/millcreek-community-hospital-to-open-bloodletting-and-leeching-department/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/mchstorypic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCHStoryPic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-18T14:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/07/02/hiccup-gremlins-and-a-punch-in-the-face/</loc><lastmod>2017-07-15T00:40:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/24/is-there-a-klingon-word-for-non-sequitur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pope</image:title><image:caption>The Pope knows what a non sequitur is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/klingon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Klingon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-01T07:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/23/has-this-ever-happened-to-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/klingon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>klingon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Starfleet officer and notoriously irresponsible driver.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-25T01:32:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/20/dont-swing-a-dead-weasel-if-youre-not-going-to-use-it/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-29T21:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/15/bieber-doll-beat-down-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/justin-bieber-hair-doll-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin-bieber-hair-doll-2</image:title><image:caption>Not to be used as a weapon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Punching-Fist</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-19T18:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/13/running-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/stampeding-elephants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stampeding-Elephants</image:title><image:caption>You couldn't find a llama, but this will do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tired-runner.png</image:loc><image:title>Tired-Runner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-15T05:52:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/09/just-the-eggs-maam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/rocky-eggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocky eggs</image:title><image:caption>Just normal egg things.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/egg_shell.png</image:loc><image:title>egg_shell</image:title><image:caption>The Creator broke a few of these to make the omelet.  Also, there was likely some radiation involved.
(image source: wpclipart.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-10T23:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/05/just-a-quick-question-for-bloggers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/apocalypse-triptych-feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apocalypse-triptych-feat</image:title><image:caption>You have changed the word count.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/question-marks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>question-marks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/stumbleupon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stumbleupon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-10T23:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/04/theres-no-crying-in-baseball-just-obscene-gestures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1200</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Mets campaign poster--he'll do well in NYC.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/mr-met-campaign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr met campaign</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Met's campaign poster--he'll do well in New York.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/0601-mr-met-four-fingers-getty-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0601-mr-met-four-fingers-getty-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/otto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otto</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/san-diego-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>san diego chicken</image:title><image:caption>An Icon in the world of mascots...and so delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/anthony-weiner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Former U.S. Congressman and New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner speaks with reporters at campaign event in New York</image:title><image:caption>Anthony Weiner: reportedly in line to replace Mr. Met.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/0601-mr-met-four-fingers-getty-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0601-mr-met-four-fingers-getty-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/mr-met.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Met</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-08T13:15:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/03/city-council-enacts-clown-ban-gooferie/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-05T13:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/03/achilles-frustrated-by-hole-in-health-coverage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/trojan_horse.png</image:loc><image:title>Trojan_Horse</image:title><image:caption>Recovering from a nasty bout of dry rot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/achilles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>achilles</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-08T13:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/06/01/let-me-explain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/let-me-explain.png</image:loc><image:title>let me explain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/drunk.png</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>"I'm ready for work."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/really.png</image:loc><image:title>really</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-06T13:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/31/you-have-spoken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/rock.png</image:loc><image:title>rock</image:title><image:caption>I'll bet you want to throw this at a toad licker--heartless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/vote-leo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vote leo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-02T16:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/30/help-me-finish-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/hello-i-need-help.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hello I need help</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/homer-toad-licking.png</image:loc><image:title>homer toad licking</image:title><image:caption>Homer is just one of the many toad lickers in nees of help.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/coyote-and-road-runner-acme-rocket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coyote-and-road-runner-acme-rocket</image:title><image:caption>This is about to go horribly wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/keep-calm-i-am-here-to-serve-you.png</image:loc><image:title>keep-calm-i-am-here-to-serve-you</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-05T13:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/20/why-yes-that-is-a-lizard-in-my-pants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/gamera1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gamera1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/lizard3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lizard3</image:title><image:caption>That person drives like they have a reptile in their underwear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/lizard1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lizard1</image:title><image:caption>The traumatized lizard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/grim-reaper.png</image:loc><image:title>grim reaper</image:title><image:caption>Mr. G Reaper, witness of the incident.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-22T13:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/17/my-sincerest-apologies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/sea-monkey.png</image:loc><image:title>sea monkey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/anchovy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anchovy</image:title><image:caption>The anchovy--natural enemy of the Sea-Monkey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-19T01:59:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/12/happy-national-limerick-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/limerick-pa.gif</image:loc><image:title>limerick, pa</image:title><image:caption>Limerick, Pennsylvania: there may have been a man from there, but nobody cares.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nantucket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nantucket</image:title><image:caption>Nantucket: I hear there was once a man from there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-17T18:25:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/08/smiths-unveils-new-product/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/smiths1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SMITHS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-10T18:30:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/07/the-junk-drawer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/queen-of-england.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queen of england</image:title><image:caption>It's a bit cramped, but she's in there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/junk-drawer1.png</image:loc><image:title>junk drawer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/junk-drawer.png</image:loc><image:title>junk drawer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-13T12:46:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/05/01/frisked-and-manhandled-in-amarillo-texas/</loc><lastmod>2017-05-07T13:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/18/beaker-vs-bieber-a-tale-of-the-tape/</loc><lastmod>2017-04-20T22:10:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/17/last-erie-radio-shack-to-close-officially-ending-the-80s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/rsstory.png</image:loc><image:title>rsstory</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-20T22:12:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/04/15/its-that-troublemaker-sidney-crosbys-fault/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screwdriver.png</image:loc><image:title>screwdriver</image:title><image:caption>Recently removed from dumbass's face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sidney-crosby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sidney-crosby</image:title><image:caption>Pittsburgh Penguin's captain and general trouble maker Sidney Crosby. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-16T20:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/31/erie-zoo-to-rent-out-rhino-for-birthday-parties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/partyrhino.png</image:loc><image:title>partyrhino</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T18:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/22/hammock-time-u-cant-touch-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>bad hammock placement</image:title><image:caption>What could go wrong here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bad_hammock_location-300x224.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad_hammock_location-300x224</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-24T16:15:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/16/penelec-prepares-for-annual-destroyin-o-the-trees/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/destroytrees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>destroytrees</image:title><image:caption>Just a few examples of Penelec butchery. 
(Image source: gooferie)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-21T13:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/11/can-we-get-some-love-for-the-squonk/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-11T16:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/02/a-few-thoughts-about-smuggling-horse-genitals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mr-ed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-ed</image:title><image:caption>A custom officer being consoled after a horrifying discovery."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/customs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>customs</image:title><image:caption>"You can stay, but horse genitals have to go"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-08T14:03:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/02/in-honor-of-dr-seuss-day-horton-hears-a-chigger/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-02T19:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/03/01/dear-critic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/the-critic.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The critic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/26-victoria-beckham-hairstyles-pictures-e1423151918592.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26-Victoria-Beckham-Hairstyles-Pictures</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry Victoria, we'll get your name out there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/3_silly_chicks_jester_hats-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3_silly_chicks_jester_hats-copy</image:title><image:caption>That's better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-02T13:35:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/02/27/erie-air-traffic-controllers-to-be-replaced-by-guy-with-binoculars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/airportted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airportted</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-01T17:20:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2017/02/04/12-reasons-lady-gagas-costume-designer-hates-her-job/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-09T14:45:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/12/19/thank-you-crazy-lady-for-giving-us-a-classic/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-21T22:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/11/19/even-more-taglines-just-to-piss-you-off/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-07T14:16:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/11/18/taglines-and-more-taglines/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-19T23:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/10/29/irate-beaver-takes-man-hostage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/finished-cartoon-beaver.png</image:loc><image:title>finished-cartoon-beaver</image:title><image:caption>Latvian police sketch artist rendering of alleged perpatrator--be on the lookout.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/beavers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beavers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/burn_notice_michael_explosion.png</image:loc><image:title>burn_notice_michael_explosion</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-03T05:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/10/16/toothless-and-full-figured-in-pennsylvania-how-i-would-tell-the-story/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-28T21:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/10/16/stupid-and-toothless-in-poland-or-not/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-28T21:56:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/09/23/whats-wrong-with-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dr-spock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr. spock</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Spock was born in New Haven, Connecticut, which isn't even remotely near the planet Vulcan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/feeling-ill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feeling ill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/horton_hears_a_who_by_sithgens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horton_Hears_a_Who_by_sithgens</image:title><image:caption>I think I can hear something, and it's making me itch in an unspeakable place.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-28T00:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/09/09/errant-cannon-fire-from-niagara-deflates-worlds-largest-rubber-duck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/frd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-04T09:39:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/08/27/the-great-mushroom-fiasco/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-30T00:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/04/09/how-to-make-your-wifes-feet-stink-like-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/minty-fresh-feet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Minty fresh feet</image:title><image:caption>Are your wife's feet repulsively minty fresh? Don't worry, it can be fixed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wifes-feet.png</image:loc><image:title>wife's feet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-12T13:40:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/07/31/fat-hairy-hillbillies-even-more-weird-search-terms/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-02T22:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/06/07/me-and-the-map-idiot/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-10T16:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2016/05/23/ungulate-whore-and-few-other-search-terms/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-20T13:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2015/06/05/deflate-gate-and-the-presentation-of-the-winning-game-ball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/patriots-super-bowl-ring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patriots super bowl ring</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bill-belichick-deflategate-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bill-belichick-deflategate-meme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dali-deflategate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dali deflategate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-23T13:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2015/01/30/top-ten-other-ways-the-new-england-patriots-cheat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deflated-football.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deflated Football</image:title><image:caption>Patriot game ball, inflated slightly more than Tom Brady likes it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/example_venn_pirateninjazombie.png</image:loc><image:title>example_venn_pirateNinjaZombie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-04T16:36:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2014/12/06/help-me-pick-my-next-post-topic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the_shining.png</image:loc><image:title>the_shining</image:title><image:caption>Here's Miserable Backstabbing Rat-Bastard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wiley-coyote-help.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wiley-Coyote-Help</image:title><image:caption>Wile E. Coyote, idiotprufs legend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T17:39:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2014/10/23/loo-review-city-of-westminister-loo-of-the-year-award-winner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shitloo6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shitloo6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/seriouslyshitloo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seriouslyshitloo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bellpeppershitloo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bellpeppershitloo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shitloo7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 3014</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shitloo71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shitloo7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shitloo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shitloo1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-26T00:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2014/06/18/ask-ask-and-maybe-well-answer-battle-of-the-pancake-syrups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jemimavsmrsbutterworth.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-19T02:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2013/08/17/top-15-cameraman-gripes-on-the-set-of-amish-mafia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/amish-mafia-levi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amish mafia levi</image:title><image:caption>What it would look like if Al Capone had been from rural Pennsylvania instead of Chicago...and if he were fictional.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/amish-mafia-weird-al.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amish mafia, weird al</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't find a picture of Steve, so here's one of Weird Al Yankovic. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/amash-mafia-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amash mafia 2</image:title><image:caption>The Children of the Corn--all grown up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/amish-mafia-intercourse-pa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amish mafia intercourse pa</image:title><image:caption>I wonder what the school mascot is?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-21T14:22:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2014/02/03/some-decisions-are-poor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tattoo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tattoo</image:title><image:caption>Does this image even need a snarky caption?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tattoo</image:title><image:caption>Does this image even need a snarky catpion?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T20:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2013/08/23/petition-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bachelorette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bachelorette</image:title><image:caption>Introducing your new congressmen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/helper-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>helper monkey, simpsons</image:title><image:caption>What could be more helpful than this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Affleck</image:title><image:caption>I'm Batman...for now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T17:32:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2013/04/28/where-have-i-been/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/searching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Searching</image:title><image:caption>He's either in a Canadian prison, or he's an ostrich egg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tie-domi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tie domi</image:title><image:caption>"It's three freaking letters."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-29T20:58:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2013/02/03/manti-teo-stunned-to-discover-tooth-fairy-isnt-real/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/butterworth-manti-teo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butterworth manti te'o</image:title><image:caption>She's not real either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/learn-how-to-draw-tinkerbell-tutorial-drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>learn-how-to-draw-tinkerbell-tutorial-drawing</image:title><image:caption>"Tooth Fairy" photo, voiced by an elderly Philipino man from Buffalo, may or may not have a hook for a hand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/teointerview2_original_crop_exact-tooth-fairy.png</image:loc><image:title>TeoInterview2_original_crop_exact tooth fairy</image:title><image:caption>How could I have been such a fool?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T16:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://idiotprufs.com/2012/10/23/its-just-so-stupid-a-quick-commentary-about-the-nhl-labor-dispute/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://idiotprufs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/shovelling_color1.png</image:loc><image:title>shovelling_color</image:title><image:caption>What we're not missing.&#13;
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