Pompous Loudmouthed Jerk
He’s also a bully; he likes to denigrate people and is constantly belittling others.
He’s a pompous loudmouthed jerk.
I know somebody like that–I’m sure you do too.
And on occasion that guy points his petty tiny-brained aggresion in your direction.
How do you deal with it?
I have a solution that is guaranteed success: shoot him in the face with a crossbow.
It’s so simple. It’s so elegant. It works.
Regardless of what you’re doing or saying, regardless of your focus, once you’ve been shot in the face with a crossbow, that becomes your primary concern.
I know what you’re thinking: if I shoot somebody in the face with a crossbow, won’t there be ramifications? I don’t know exactly what happens when you shoot somebody in the face with a crossbow, but I probably won’t get invited to parties anymore and I could even lose my job.
Maybe. Maybe not.
If your job is shooting people in the face with a crossbow, you’re golden. If your job is anything else, there may be an issue, but you can always find another job.
And do you really want to go to parties where pompous loudmouthed jerks are allowed free reign with no chance of being shot in the face with a crossbow? Of course you don’t–nobody wants that.
I hope this post has been an aide to you; I know it’s helped me.