It Doesn’t Meme a Thing

30 Jun 2019

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It Doesn’t Meme a Thing

I’ve been seeing this meme crop up quite a bit recently, and it’s starting to bother me.

What are you really saying about yourself when you slap this on your Facebook page?

IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY HOME COOKED MEALS WHEN THEY’RE RIFE WITH SALMONELLA.

YOU DON’T DESERVE MY HOME COOKED MEALS WHEN THEY’RE NOT INDUCING PROJECTILE VOMIT.

IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY PUBLIC MELTDOWN WHEN YOU DIDN’T IMMEDIATELY AGREE WITH ME WHEN I SAY OUR WAITRESS LOOKS LIKE A WHORE.

YOU DON’T DESRVE ME WHEN I’M NOT HURLING UTENSILS ACROSS A CROWDED RESTAURANT.

IF YOU CAN’T HANLDE ME WHEN I’M STABBING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BAYONET.

YOU DON’T DESREVE ME WHEN I’M NOT STABBING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BAYONET.

I’M A PHYCHO!

“You don’t deserve me when I’m not trying to murder you in your sleep.”

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21 thoughts on “It Doesn’t Meme a Thing”

timothyjcharles on June 13, 2017 at 8:39 am said:

For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types. I’d gravitate toward both personalities.

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ComputerBook on May 23, 2017 at 10:52 pm said:

For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types. Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen!

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- Red Panda on May 24, 2017 at 9:08 pm said:
  
  I’d gravitate toward both personalities.
  
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Mary P on April 18, 2017 at 6:24 am said:

Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen!
For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types.

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- Red Panda on April 19, 2017 at 9:27 am said:
  
  That’s just more personalities to like.
  
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Curmudgeon-at-Large on March 5, 2017 at 4:53 pm said:

If you can’t handle my shaky neurosurgery after 48 hours of drugs and hard drinking
Then you don’t deserve to have me repair your loss of memory, constant drooling and missing nose.

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- idiotprufs on March 7, 2017 at 9:26 am said:
  
  Were you Michael Jackson’s doctor?
  
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  - Curmudgeon-at-Large on March 8, 2017 at 7:06 pm said:
    
    Shh! I’ve managed to pin it on someone else.
    
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    - idiotprufs on March 8, 2017 at 10:41 pm said:
      
      What did you pin on someone else? A crime, or Michael’s nose?
      
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      - Curmudgeon-at-Large on March 9, 2017 at 5:20 pm said:
        
        Both.
        
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Tal Hartsfeld on March 4, 2017 at 4:03 pm said:

Being moody is a challenge.
For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types.

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- idiotprufs on March 4, 2017 at 4:41 pm said:
  
  All of my personalities are repellent.
  
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  - Ladybuggz on March 6, 2017 at 12:56 am said:
    
    Well of course they are repellent! You’ve showered with dog flea shampoo! That stuff keeps everything away! lol….
    
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    - idiotprufs on March 7, 2017 at 9:28 am said:
      
      I thought it was my personality.
      
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cattitudechronicles on March 4, 2017 at 12:38 pm said:

Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen! 🙀

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- idiotprufs on March 4, 2017 at 4:33 pm said:
  
  Humans are touchy.
  
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  - cattitudechronicles on March 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm said:
    
    Yes- especially when they are watching baby creatures all day and are caffeine deprived!🙀
    
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    - idiotprufs on March 7, 2017 at 9:24 am said:
      
      You shouldn’t be giving the baby creatures caffeine to begin with.
      
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      - cattitudechronicles on March 7, 2017 at 3:21 pm said:
        
        Oops….😹
        
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Mike on March 4, 2017 at 12:14 pm said:

It’s akin to “Are you strong enough to be my man?” (Sheryl Crow)

The answer is “No.” Then run away… and change your name.

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- idiotprufs on March 4, 2017 at 4:15 pm said:
  
  Lance Armstrong couldn’t hack it.
  
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