It Doesn’t Meme a Thing
I’ve been seeing this meme crop up quite a bit recently, and it’s starting to bother me.
What are you really saying about yourself when you slap this on your Facebook page?
IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY HOME COOKED MEALS WHEN THEY’RE RIFE WITH SALMONELLA.
YOU DON’T DESERVE MY HOME COOKED MEALS WHEN THEY’RE NOT INDUCING PROJECTILE VOMIT.
OR
IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY PUBLIC MELTDOWN WHEN YOU DIDN’T IMMEDIATELY AGREE WITH ME WHEN I SAY OUR WAITRESS LOOKS LIKE A WHORE.
YOU DON’T DESRVE ME WHEN I’M NOT HURLING UTENSILS ACROSS A CROWDED RESTAURANT.
OR
IF YOU CAN’T HANLDE ME WHEN I’M STABBING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BAYONET.
YOU DON’T DESREVE ME WHEN I’M NOT STABBING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BAYONET.
OR
I’M A PHYCHO!
For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types. I’d gravitate toward both personalities.
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For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types. Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen!
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I’d gravitate toward both personalities.
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Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen!
For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types.
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That’s just more personalities to like.
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If you can’t handle my shaky neurosurgery after 48 hours of drugs and hard drinking
Then you don’t deserve to have me repair your loss of memory, constant drooling and missing nose.
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Were you Michael Jackson’s doctor?
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Shh! I’ve managed to pin it on someone else.
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What did you pin on someone else? A crime, or Michael’s nose?
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Both.
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Being moody is a challenge.
For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types.
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All of my personalities are repellent.
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Well of course they are repellent! You’ve showered with dog flea shampoo! That stuff keeps everything away! lol….
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I thought it was my personality.
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Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen! 🙀
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Humans are touchy.
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Yes- especially when they are watching baby creatures all day and are caffeine deprived!🙀
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You shouldn’t be giving the baby creatures caffeine to begin with.
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Oops….😹
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It’s akin to “Are you strong enough to be my man?” (Sheryl Crow)
The answer is “No.” Then run away… and change your name.
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Lance Armstrong couldn’t hack it.
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