Troubling News–I’ve No Sense of Humor
I was recently told I have no sense of humor.
I am horribly troubled by this–I have put a great deal of time and energy into my efforts to conceal the fact that I have no sense of humor.
Granted, the person who told me this is a mangy little man who would kick the crutch from under Tiny Tim and then laugh hysterically as he fell in the mud.
I don’t know his name, I just refer to him as that mangy little man who would kick the crutch from under Tiny Tim and then laugh hysterically as he fell in the mud. Or for the sake of brevity: the ugly little prick.
He is an angry little man. I think his anger stems from having tiny and misshapen testicles. I have no firsthand knowledge of the condition of his testicles, it’s just a feeling I get.
He is also stupid.
And not just a normal level of stupid–he is profoundly stupid.
He is a profoundly stupid ugly little prick of a man with tiny and misshapen testicles who would kick the crutch from under Tiny Tim and then laugh hysterically as he fell in the mud…and he’s mangy.
He might be called Bill.
Anyway, I’ve been told by many people that this blog is at least mildly amusing and some of those people aren’t imaginary.
And if the ability to generate death threats is an indicator of humor (and I believe it is) this blog is hysterical.
If Bill sees this I’ll probably get another death threat.
I’m just joking–it’s highly doubtful he can read.
idiotpruf 
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I only do it for the praise and adulation.
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I am definitely not a mangy little man who would kick the crutch from under Tiny Tim then laugh hysterically as I fell in the mud and I find this pretty hysterical, good luck in your comedic endeavors and future encounters with Bill. I wish you (and not Bill) the best hahaha 🙂
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I hope not to have future encounters with Bill–he’s disturbing little weed of a man.
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Obviously you fail to see the brilliant steel trap mind that is Bill’s brain, and ignore his keen insight into all things funny. I am sure his IQ is in the four digit range, soaring miles above our pedestrian intellects. I would not be surprised if he collects his Nobel Prize while you peddle your blog to the 3 people in the world that will actually read it. You have no choice but to grovel at the feet of this literary giant.
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I don’t think Bill knows how to write.
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LMAO! Awe, don’t let Bill ruin your day, week,month,year,decade…. there still are a few of us around that find you yes, mildly amusing! Or as I call it, churgle with laughter!
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You left out millennium.
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I’d be happy to tell Bill that you are mildly entertaining. 🙂
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You wouldn’t be happy if you met Bill.
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You know you’ve arrived when you’re big enough for hate-mail. Congrats!
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This was said to my face; I’m well beyond hate-mail.
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