Well–Now You’ve Blown It
One of your key resolutions this New Year was to stop wasting your time reading dreadful blogs devoid of intellectual value of any kind.
The type of blog written by a pasty-faced geek with zero social grace.
The type of blog that burrows into your brain, takes root, and festers until it has transformed you into a drooling half-wit.
Well–you’ve blown it now haven’t you?
You’d might as well crack open that bottle of Jack Daniels, rip open that pack of Camels, and start eating cookie dough straight from the tube, because you’ve just taken the first step into a spiraling abyss.
Better luck next year.