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It’s Criminal


I robbed a bunch of mimes at knifepoint and got away with it–none of them talked.

(I was actually miming a carrot, but they thought it was a knife–stupid mimes.)


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3 thoughts on “It’s Criminal

  1. Perhaps you were pretending to hold the wrong end of the carrot and confused them.


  2. But then they flagged down a police officer and mimed to him that you had falsely imprisoned them in a glass cube.
    At which point the officer became fearful for his life and shot them.

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