idiotprufs

Illegal in 38 states–frowned upon in the rest.

It Doesn’t Meme a Thing

crazy girl meme

I’ve been seeing this meme crop up quite a bit recently, and it’s starting to bother me.

What are you really saying about yourself when you slap this on your Facebook page?

IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY HOME COOKED MEALS WHEN THEY’RE RIFE WITH SALMONELLA.

YOU DESERVE MY HOME COOKED MEALS WHEN THEY’RE NOT INDUCING PROJECTILE VOMIT.

OR

IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY PUBLIC MELTDOWN WHEN YOU DIDN’T IMMEDIATELY AGREE WITH ME WHEN I SAID OUR WAITRESS LOOKS LIKE A WHORE.

YOU DON’T DESRVE ME WHEN I’M NOT HURLING UTENSILS ACROSS A CROWDED RESTAURANT.

OR

IF YOU CAN’T HANLDE ME WHEN I’M STABBING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BAYONET. 

YOU DESREVE ME WHEN I’M NOT STABBING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BAYONET.

OR

I’M A PHYCHO!

woman crazy

“You don’t deserve me when I’m not trying to murder you in your sleep.”

 

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18 thoughts on “It Doesn’t Meme a Thing

  1. Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen!
    For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types.

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  2. If you can’t handle my shaky neurosurgery after 48 hours of drugs and hard drinking
    Then you don’t deserve to have me repair your loss of memory, constant drooling and missing nose.

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  3. Being moody is a challenge.
    For some reason most people just don’t readily gravitate toward us split-personality types.

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  4. Sounds like the human when she’s out of coffee- around here we don’t let that happen! 🙀

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  5. It’s akin to “Are you strong enough to be my man?” (Sheryl Crow)

    The answer is “No.” Then run away… and change your name.

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