A Few Thoughts About Smuggling Horse Genitals
You may have seen an odd story in the news a few weeks ago. A story about pair of women caught trying to smuggle 13 pounds of horse genitals into the country.
Two immediate thoughts leapt into my head.
- When you’ve been caught smuggling 13 pounds of horse genitals, you’ve likely taken a few missteps down the path of life. Weird irrevocable missteps.
- Your high school guidance counselor has failed you miserably.
The two women were carrying 13 pounds of horse genitals and three liters of yak milk.
Note: if I’ve learned anything from Martha Stewart, it’s that it is a major faux pas to serve horse genitals without the proper pairing of yak milk. You can also use a lighter bodied Zinfandel in a pinch.
One of the women claimed the genitals were needed for medicinal purposes.
Evidently smuggling 13 pounds of horse genitals is a cure for not being creepy.
Horsemeat is prohibited from entering the U.S. if it’s not accompanied by an official government horsemeat certification from the country it came from.
Note: am I the only person that finds it odd that ‘an official government horsemeat certification’ is a thing?
A Customs and Border Protection officer, a Mr. Ed, summed up the incident, “it was all just so horrifying.”
That’s just crazy! Are they sure it wasn’t this??? I mean, they do look similar! lol.. I know the first time I saw some I was giggling all day long! LMAO !
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
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Why don’t Geoducks look like ducks?
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Your guess is as good as mine! I’m coming up blank on that one! lol…pretty ugly eh?? lol..
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It came to me…some West coast native said ” EWWW! Luey…Duck ! or it will hit you in the face!! then after many moons it was changed to English and pronounced Goo-ee! lol…
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Why not?
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Do i really have to explain why??? lol… Giggle, giggle….
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Only to your therapist.
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They do. Have I seen you my duck?
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how did you know my favorite pickup line?
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No, seriously, I can’t find my duck.
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I had my duck with orange sauce.
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You always smuggle horse genitals in your pants… even you ladies.
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That sounds like the voice of experience.
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Another useless regulation to keep people who want horse balls out of America! But really, those genitalia must have some magically powers!
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Horse balls was my nickname in high school.
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I knew there was paperwork that went with imported horse meat (I’m still not sure how I feel about that, btw) but what amazes me is that these officials had the presence of mind, when confronted with 13 pounds of horse genitals, to demand to see the official horsemeat certification. Yet another reason why they have that job and I do not: I would be busy screaming “what the hell is wrong with you?” and would totally forget about form 227-b.hm6
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I never leave home without my horse meat certification.
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