You Found What on Your What Now?
The following search engine terms cropped up on my stats page:
- If I were suffering from this particular malady, and in a dire search for answers, a blog entitled idiotprufs is not one that I would choose for answers.
- I can write with a certain degree of certainty, this blog was absolutely no help at all to the person in question.
- I know what your thinking: but isn’t laughter the best medicine? No it is not. There are several occasions when medicine is the best medicine: a gunshot wound to the head, a pick-ax in the eyeball, a paper-cut in that v-shaped space in-between your fingers (seriously, that hurts), and when you have weird and alarming protrusions on your dangle.
However, after a great deal of soul-searching (watching several episodes of The Rockford Files on Netflix) I came to a conclusion: why shouldn’t I be able to help?
After doing exhaustive research (mostly Wikipedia* and googling, weird penis problems), conferring with a myriad of professionals (none of them actual medical professions, mostly just people who I thought would get a good chuckle out of weird penis problems), and pondering all the possibilities, I decided that I could be of assistance.
Why does it look like my penis has bug bites on the bottom of it?
You have probably put your penis somewhere you shouldn’t have.
Stop doing that.
Life really is simple if you want it to be.
*Wikipedia can contributed to by anyone, anywhere, so you know you’re getting nothing but the most accurate information.