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10 Things That Should Happen in the NFL but Probably Won’t

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#10

Gisele Bundchen announces split from Tom Brady, she claims his game balls aren’t the only things “under-inflated.”

#9

The red challenge flag to be replaced with a confetti canon filled with angry bees.

mike tomlin

“I wish I had a confetti canon full of angry bees.”

#8

The two-minute warning is now marked by the release of 200 frenzied honey badgers onto the field.

#7

Every team’s official mascot is a monkey in a cowboy hat on a unicycle.

#6

The ghost of Otto Graham starts at quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. Even though his form is ethereal, he still gets sacked multiple times in a bitter defeat.

#5

A new rule that stipulates the team losing at halftime must dress as rodeo clowns for the second half.

#4

Jim Brown trades in his trademark Kufi cap for a beanie with a propeller.

Jim Brown

“Was that Otto Graham I just saw?”

#3

Referees are replaced with blindfolded mimes. (The Patriots still get the majority of the calls.)

#2

The Super Bowl halftime show: Pope Francis battles Justin Bieber in a knife fight to the death. (Neither one of them sings.)

#1

The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl as a record cold snap grips Hell.

Bill win Super Bowl

“This is Jim Cantore reporting live from Hell.”

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17 thoughts on “10 Things That Should Happen in the NFL but Probably Won’t

  1. Could we have the refs who make egregiously horrible calls put in the confetti guns?

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  2. I’m putting my money on Pope Francis, he might be old but he looks tough. I think he can take ’em. By the way, what happened to the Girl Scout cookie selling idea. I thought that was a perfectly sound idea. I am a believer 🙂

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  3. As usual, I have a hard time trying to pick my favorite out of this list. But the changing into clowns at halftime might be the winner!

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  4. darkise.yvalinda.jean on said:

    This blog is hilarious! i love it !!!!!

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  5. Hmm, now I’m afraid to comment. Seems like things are getting a little hairy here.

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  6. Donald Trump’s hair could battle Farrah Fawcett’s hair…who knows how that would turn out?

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  7. Make it Donald Trump battling himself in a knife fight, and that’s a halftime I might just watch.

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