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Illegal in 38 states–frowned upon in the rest.

The Top Ten Reasons People Unfollow This Blog

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Number 10

The medication has finally begun to work.

Number 9

The mimes are beginning to win their battle against me.

Number 8

The overwhelming shame, and the constant hassle of having to delete their browser history has become too much.

Number 7

This blog causes cancer in lab rats. (It kills honey badgers outright.)

Number 6

This blog was hacked by the North Korean government following an unfortunate comment concerning Kim Jong Un’s potato-faced head. (He has a potato-faced head.)

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Mrs. Potato Head is sold separately.

Number 5

Internet privileges have been revoked in the violent offenders wing of Attica. (Evidently this blog is considered currency in maximum security prisons.)

Number 4

An unexpected backlash after the post entitled: Charles Manson: not such a bad guy.

Number 3

As a result of my repeatedly implying in this blog that my aunts are witches, they gathered to vehemently deny those charges…then they put a hex on this blog.

Number 2

People seem to be really pissed off that I shot that lion in Africa.

Note: honestly, I’m a little bit worried this joke will piss people off.

Number 1

The sudden and jarring realization people have as they’re reading this blog: I’m worth more.

mr. potato head

The mustache looks good on you, Kim Jong.

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24 thoughts on “The Top Ten Reasons People Unfollow This Blog

  1. I can barely distinguish which is which.

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  2. The potato head isn’t as scary as the fungus growing on it.

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  3. longchaps2 on said:

    Sure people are angry about the lion. But what about all the Honey Badgers that have given up their lives. Where is the concern? The equality?

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  4. NotAPunkRocker on said:

    Lucky for some, I am a lemming and follow blogs without thinking.

    Not that this is one of those. Nope.

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  5. Be sure I won’t unfollow. Great place to read creative original stuff !

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  6. This blog is PURRFECT! 😺 You must be part kat – you’re too purrfect to be a human….

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  7. #11: Some bloggers now think of you as a competitor in the top 10 list niche?

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  8. #1: Wow, look at you, doing your part to bolster people’s self-esteem! Maybe you should market your blog as a self-help system.

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  9. Ha! Very funny.

    I remain baffled to this day, but the post that cost me the most followers happened to be about kale. I am not fond of the little ruffly green veggie, but apparently some people take their kale very seriously. That post apparently pushed the bounds of human decency. Or perhaps it did not push the bounds of human decency enough? πŸ˜‰

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  10. I think it’s the hex. Definitely the hex. But surely you have a good aunt somewhere who can break it?

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  11. This post is why I’m going to follow your blog πŸ˜‰

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