You Put What in Your Mouth?
In my last post , I mentioned that Ken Edwards of Glossup, Derbyshire, England, set a world record by eating 36 cockroaches in less than a minute.
You think that’s revolting? Sean Murphy of Lansing, Michigan, set a world record by holding 16 Madagascar hissing cockroaches in his mouth at one time.
Just a few weird world records that caught my eye:
Kim Goodman of the U.S. set a world record by popping her eyes out 12 mm, in a competition in Turkey.
Ilker Yilmaz of Istanbul, Turkey, set a world record by squirting milk from his eye, a distance of 9 feet and 2 inches.
Mehmet Ozyurek of Turkey, has the worlds longest nose, measuring 8.8cm from bridge to tip.
what is going on with the weirdness in Turkey.
In August of 1976, Tom Miller of the United States, spent 4 days, 23 hours, 47 minutes, and 3 seconds, pushing a peanut to the summit of Pike’s Peak, with his nose.
Kevin Cole of Carlsbad, New Mexico, set a world record by blowing spaghetti out of his nose a distance of 19cm.
169 is the record for the most people to get inside one pair of underwear.
I know what you were thinking: this is just a set-up for a sketchy joke about Paris Hilton. Shame on you.
The world’s horniest animal.
Shame on you again.
I am also including in thsi post, a picture of Jessica Rabbit. I have recently been informed of the following: she was the sexiest frikkin thing on the planet.