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You Put What in Your Mouth?

That is just horrifying.

What the…?

In my last post , I mentioned that Ken Edwards of Glossup, Derbyshire, England, set a world record by eating 36 cockroaches in less than a minute.

You think that’s revolting? Sean Murphy of Lansing, Michigan, set a world record by holding 16 Madagascar hissing cockroaches in his mouth at one time.

This is just one Madagascar hissing cockroach.

I don’t even want to be in the same room with one of these.

Just a few weird world records that caught my eye:

Kim Goodman of the U.S. set a world record by popping her eyes out 12 mm, in a competition in Turkey.

Holy crap! She looks like a Batman villian: Bug-eyed.

Holy crap! She looks like a Batman villain: Bug-eyed.

Ilker Yilmaz of Istanbul, Turkey, set a world record by squirting milk from his eye, a distance of 9 feet and 2 inches.

What do think Kim was looking at when her eyes went all buggy?

What do think Kim was looking at when her eyes went all buggy?

Mehmet Ozyurek of Turkey, has the worlds longest nose, measuring 8.8cm from bridge to tip.

what is going on with the weirdness in Turkey.

You think your eyes are big? Take a look at this.

You think your eyes are big, Kim? Take a look at this thing.

In August of 1976, Tom Miller of the United States, spent 4 days, 23 hours, 47 minutes, and 3 seconds, pushing a peanut to the summit of Pike’s Peak, with his nose.

This seems like a job more suited for Mehmet Ozyurek.

This seems like a job more suited for Mehmet Ozyurek.

Kevin Cole of Carlsbad, New Mexico, set a world record by blowing spaghetti out of his nose a distance of 19cm.

His parents were in the audience sobbing with pride. Well...they were sobbing anyway.

His parents were in the audience sobbing with pride. Well…they were sobbing anyway.

169 is the record for the most people to get inside one pair of underwear.

I know what you were thinking: this is just a set-up for a sketchy joke about Paris Hilton. Shame on you.

Don't you want to be a Pepper too?

Don’t you want to be a Pepper too?

The world’s horniest animal.

Shame on you again.

Luther, an Africa watusi steer owned by Janice Wolf of Gassville, Arkansas. Also holds the record for most damage done in a china shop.

Luther, an Africa watusi steer owned by Janice Wolf of Gassville, Arkansas. He also holds the record for the most damage done in a china shop.

I am also including in thsi post, a picture of Jessica Rabbit. I have recently been informed of the following: she was the sexiest frikkin thing on the planet.

Thank you Becky for the heads-up.

Thank you Becky for the heads-up.

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16 thoughts on “You Put What in Your Mouth?

  1. Shit these popping eyes gonna give me nightmares!

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  2. I just wrote a comment that was too gross to post, even for me. Then I deleted it and wrote this instead.

    You’re welcome.

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  3. You definitely couldn’t sneak a fart past Mehmet Ozyurek. He’d be onto it in a flash!

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  4. Thank you for that unique does of reality. I thrive on it. I don’t think the guy with “the nose” should set foot inside a china shop either.

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  5. I’m pretty sure I am going to be sick the rest of the day thanks to your spaghetti out of the nose mention. And my skin is crawling just reading about the cockroaches.

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  6. thegeekyg4mer on said:

    Lol I am so glad I ate before I read this…although I figure I’ll make spaghetti tomorrow for tea…that one looks like a blast!! šŸ˜›

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  7. Anything with Bubbles in it gets a like from from me!

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