Stupid Mayans and John Cusack

22 Dec 2012

Stupid Mayans and John Cusack

Don’t believe this man; he is a liar.
image source: loyalkng.com

So it’s December 22, 2012 and the world hasn’t come to an end. What a freaking rip-off.

For years now the hype has been building. There was going to be volcanoes. There was going to earthquakes. The Earth was going to flip over on its axis and cause huge tsunamis and global flooding.

John Cusack was going to heroically drag his dysfunctional family through one impossible scenario after another, defying the laws and science and pushing the Willing Suspension of Disbelief to its limits.

I’m disappointed in you John Cusack. I’m going to burn my copy of Say Anything.

All we got yesterday where I live, was an inch of lake effect snow. We were supposed to get six to ten inches. What an absolute freaking rip-off.

This post would be longer, but now that the world’s not coming to an end, I’ve got a pile of Christmas shopping to do.

If you can’t count on impending doom, what can you count on?

We were supposed to get this.
image source: armageddononline

What we got was this; pleasant isn't it?image source: wunderground.com

What we got was this; pleasant isn’t it? Freaking rip-off.
image source: wunderground.com

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15 thoughts on “Stupid Mayans and John Cusack”

Fathead Follies on January 9, 2013 at 4:43 pm said:

I too like Joan. Perhaps it’s her speech impediment. It’s endearing. She tugs my heart strings like a Special Olympics kid. John gets a pass from me because he insists that everyone who casts him also cast Joan. The Mayans, however, are overrated. No wonder they’re dead.

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- idiotprufs on January 9, 2013 at 5:52 pm said:
  
  And Joan is the one with the Oscar. I wonder if the Mayans predicted it.
  
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  - Fathead Follies on January 11, 2013 at 11:34 am said:
    
    I bet they did, but they probably got the year wrong.
    
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speaker7 on December 22, 2012 at 4:39 pm said:

Now I have to pay my taxes. Bummer.

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- idiotprufs on December 22, 2012 at 6:55 pm said:
  
  You don’t have to pay your taxes, just ask Wesley Snipes.
  
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Diane Henders on December 22, 2012 at 4:32 pm said:

I caught an apocalyptic cold. Does that count? I’d be happy to give it away to anybody who needs a little suffering…

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- idiotprufs on December 22, 2012 at 6:57 pm said:
  
  No. Your cold won’t keep me from the relatives Christmas day.
  
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on thehomefrontandbeyond on December 22, 2012 at 12:23 pm said:

yep, I gotta finish up my Christmas shopping too

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- idiotprufs on December 22, 2012 at 2:47 pm said:
  
  Don’t buy any John Cusack movies.
  
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  - on thehomefrontandbeyond on December 23, 2012 at 5:29 am said:
    
    ha ha
    
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Carrie Rubin on December 22, 2012 at 12:07 pm said:

Those Cusacks will get you every time…

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- idiotprufs on December 22, 2012 at 2:48 pm said:
  
  I trust Joan, she seems honest.
  
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  - Carrie Rubin on December 22, 2012 at 4:30 pm said:
    
    With a face like that, what else can she be?
    
    (Sorry, that was a bit mean…)
    
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    - idiotprufs on December 22, 2012 at 6:59 pm said:
      
      That’s going to get you a lump of coal in your stocking.
      
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      - Carrie Rubin on December 22, 2012 at 8:18 pm said:
        
        Dang it. You’re right. Sigh.
        
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