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A Case of Delusion?

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“I hope no one saw me.”

A resident of the great commonwealth of Pennsylvania, has reported to police that his 1973 Winnebago motor home was vandalized by a Bigfoot. The windows and tail lights were broken out with what he described as a fusillade of rocks.

Is that delusional?

Note: isn’t fusillade a fun word to use?

In the police report the suspect was described as: “very large, brown in color, and walks somewhat hunched over.” The victim was unable to describe whether the attacker “was hairy” investigators added.

Is that delusional?

Evidently in an attempt to avoid discovery, the ape-like creature began to hurl rocks at the Winnebago.

Is that delusional?

Note: avoiding discovery is only 8th or 9th on my list of reasons to hurl rocks at things.

In an odd coincidence, it seems the victim happens to be a Bigfoot hunter, and has a Facebook group devoted to such.  His Facebook page offers some advice if you come face-to-face with a Sasquatch. Here are couple of gems, verbatim:

Bigfoot tip #1: when being chased by a sasquatch run up hill if its a male .. they have an extended forehead so they have to stop offten to look up.

Bigfoot tip #2:  if its a female run down hill they have no bras so they got big ole lady boobs and when running downhill they flop about and they have to stop to plop them over their shoulders…..

What the hell…is that delusional?

Note: I don’t know if the victim pronounces the T in often, but he adds an extra F.

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The victim of Bigfoot’s fusillade.

 

The victim is also a Cubs fan, and has high hopes for the Cubs chances in the World Series this year.

Now that is delusional.

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14 thoughts on “A Case of Delusion?

  1. You found my Bigfoot! Please send him back home to me at the Hotel Thompson :) thanks. XOXO – Bacon

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  2. Hmm, a Facebook page for dealing with a Sasquatch. I’ll be sure to head right over and like that. You never know when I’ll encounter one in Northeast Ohio.

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  3. Big Foot lives 40 miles west from Miami in the Everglades. I think Miami has a lock on last place. Cubs? Where’s Ferguson Jenkins, Mr. Banks Andy Carrie when ya needem ?

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  4. You have a unicorn Piglove??? Where might one acquire such a creature? I want one at Pank HQ.

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  5. I thought Bigfoot was really… um… big. So I’m pretty sure I’ll never come face-to-face with him. Did the Facebook page indicate what to do in the case of face-to-chest confrontations?

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